Imagine someone in congress who knows enough prefixes to conceive of this joke.

Instead they all went to Harvard to get incel-studies degrees

I'm not there but I'm all for the community taking the reigns and filling the publishing gap between it's newness and the established competitions backlog

I'd still post it.

The odds that it's either lacking in finesse or balance are pretty high give. The current WoTC heads are gonna shoot for sizzle over substance to get back market share post-Dagger Heart

A Harvard alum missing the point on genocide as if they have been educated poorly by an inherently vile institution?

I'm "shocked" for the 5th time in the last 3 months

Bonus points if someone in an interview (probably from Harvard) tries to vaguely hand gesture in an armchair before saying "It was like the Wild West..." In response to a pointed question about their actions in 2025.

It'll be on a network TV set with a red/brown armchair. Studio audience better boo

God Lore Bard was right there. I apologize to the community and everyone with a vague understanding of the classes in the handbook for my goober behavior above...

Trump has 2 Wisdom and No Skill Proficiencies.

Mamdani is a Sorcerer with Skill Expert Feat

Aggregated 24 to beat a DC-1 challenge

Remember when it was assumed and lazy/trope to make a generic Russian guy the villain?

How did the people who blindly consumed most of that content not squeal everytime Putin was complimented in 20 years since?

We need to make Trump versions of the "I did that" sticker and put them on egg cartons.

...and turkey and paper and fruit and metal and tools and gas stations and milk and vegetables and...

*Guitar riff intensifies*

You're on Blue sky so probably no.

But you aren't trans so probably yes?

It's a 50/50

Partially yes, but more in to throw out ambiguous cases.

So much unwanted sexual advances are coded as "you got game" or "take the compliment" so people often have to be explained to them that certain things they remember are actually SA.

This is to stop investigating those ones, imo

How would it get the president if he isn't involved Tom?

Nancy Pelosi being able to trade stocks while in office and out performing every financial institution in the country year over year is a con job too.

These losers in glass houses are the biggest hurdle to solving problems societally

Hyperbole/sarcasm

Oh that wasn't necessary. Hyperbole is weird over text you're all good in my book