Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics
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Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs.
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“I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)”
My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
What am I supposed to do?
I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
I haven’t even got a canoe
I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
I went to hell on a red Ski-doo
I did the Shake’n’Vac and broke my fucking […]
My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
What am I supposed to do?
I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
I haven’t even got a canoe
I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
I went to hell on a red Ski-doo
I did the Shake’n’Vac and broke my fucking […]
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October 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)”
My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
What am I supposed to do?
I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
I haven’t even got a canoe
I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
I went to hell on a red Ski-doo
I did the Shake’n’Vac and broke my fucking […]
My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
What am I supposed to do?
I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
I haven’t even got a canoe
I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
I went to hell on a red Ski-doo
I did the Shake’n’Vac and broke my fucking […]
“Swerving the Checkatrade”
Yeah, Swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I’ve weighed up all the pros and cons
Of watching under-21s
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the Checkatrade […]
Yeah, Swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I’ve weighed up all the pros and cons
Of watching under-21s
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the Checkatrade […]
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September 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Swerving the Checkatrade”
Yeah, Swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I’ve weighed up all the pros and cons
Of watching under-21s
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the Checkatrade […]
Yeah, Swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I’ve weighed up all the pros and cons
Of watching under-21s
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the Checkatrade […]
“Twenty Four Hour Garage People”
I fancy I’ll open a stationer’s
Stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans
While you were out at The Rollright Stones
I came and set fire to your shed
‘Cos you probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an […]
I fancy I’ll open a stationer’s
Stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans
While you were out at The Rollright Stones
I came and set fire to your shed
‘Cos you probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an […]
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September 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Twenty Four Hour Garage People”
I fancy I’ll open a stationer’s
Stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans
While you were out at The Rollright Stones
I came and set fire to your shed
‘Cos you probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an […]
I fancy I’ll open a stationer’s
Stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans
While you were out at The Rollright Stones
I came and set fire to your shed
‘Cos you probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an […]
“Keeping Two Chevrons Apart”
Well I’m not really worried about this
But could someone please answer me this:
Apart from on commentary
Where else on earth
Can you hear the word ‘aplomb’ being used?
I’m filling up at Rothersthorpe North
Good Girl has broken my heart
She took off with a youth
From […]
Well I’m not really worried about this
But could someone please answer me this:
Apart from on commentary
Where else on earth
Can you hear the word ‘aplomb’ being used?
I’m filling up at Rothersthorpe North
Good Girl has broken my heart
She took off with a youth
From […]
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September 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
“Keeping Two Chevrons Apart”
Well I’m not really worried about this
But could someone please answer me this:
Apart from on commentary
Where else on earth
Can you hear the word ‘aplomb’ being used?
I’m filling up at Rothersthorpe North
Good Girl has broken my heart
She took off with a youth
From […]
Well I’m not really worried about this
But could someone please answer me this:
Apart from on commentary
Where else on earth
Can you hear the word ‘aplomb’ being used?
I’m filling up at Rothersthorpe North
Good Girl has broken my heart
She took off with a youth
From […]
“Albert Hammond bootleg”
Talking to a girl on the south coast of France
She was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance
But on the last night ‘neath the stars of Marseilles
She said that Robin Askwith was funny
Oh god how I longed for a dangerous wave
So I could surf myself towards an early grave […]
Talking to a girl on the south coast of France
She was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance
But on the last night ‘neath the stars of Marseilles
She said that Robin Askwith was funny
Oh god how I longed for a dangerous wave
So I could surf myself towards an early grave […]
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September 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“Albert Hammond bootleg”
Talking to a girl on the south coast of France
She was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance
But on the last night ‘neath the stars of Marseilles
She said that Robin Askwith was funny
Oh god how I longed for a dangerous wave
So I could surf myself towards an early grave […]
Talking to a girl on the south coast of France
She was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance
But on the last night ‘neath the stars of Marseilles
She said that Robin Askwith was funny
Oh god how I longed for a dangerous wave
So I could surf myself towards an early grave […]
“Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo”
If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
#hmhb […]
If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
#hmhb […]
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August 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo”
If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
#hmhb […]
If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
#hmhb […]
“The referee’s alphabet”
K is for the kissing of the badge
How ridiculous that looks 6 months later when they’re at another club
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
K is for the kissing of the badge
How ridiculous that looks 6 months later when they’re at another club
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
August 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“The referee’s alphabet”
K is for the kissing of the badge
How ridiculous that looks 6 months later when they’re at another club
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
K is for the kissing of the badge
How ridiculous that looks 6 months later when they’re at another club
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
CORGI Registered Friends
In the kingdom of the blind
It’s said the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It’s nine o’clock on ITV
I believe I’ve seen holograms
With more substance than you
Automatic doors don’t open for you
C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)
C-O-R-G-I (CORGI […]
In the kingdom of the blind
It’s said the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It’s nine o’clock on ITV
I believe I’ve seen holograms
With more substance than you
Automatic doors don’t open for you
C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)
C-O-R-G-I (CORGI […]
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July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
CORGI Registered Friends
In the kingdom of the blind
It’s said the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It’s nine o’clock on ITV
I believe I’ve seen holograms
With more substance than you
Automatic doors don’t open for you
C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)
C-O-R-G-I (CORGI […]
In the kingdom of the blind
It’s said the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It’s nine o’clock on ITV
I believe I’ve seen holograms
With more substance than you
Automatic doors don’t open for you
C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)
C-O-R-G-I (CORGI […]
“Upon Westminster Bridge”
If Jesus came to Earth today
They’d crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they’d use No Need For Nails
Ship-shape farmhouse
Dry stone wall chart
Cash-back foot spa
Straight down Ladbrokes
Low cost school trip
Ramraid Oxfam
“Christ that sun’s hot”
Yes that’s […]
If Jesus came to Earth today
They’d crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they’d use No Need For Nails
Ship-shape farmhouse
Dry stone wall chart
Cash-back foot spa
Straight down Ladbrokes
Low cost school trip
Ramraid Oxfam
“Christ that sun’s hot”
Yes that’s […]
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July 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“Upon Westminster Bridge”
If Jesus came to Earth today
They’d crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they’d use No Need For Nails
Ship-shape farmhouse
Dry stone wall chart
Cash-back foot spa
Straight down Ladbrokes
Low cost school trip
Ramraid Oxfam
“Christ that sun’s hot”
Yes that’s […]
If Jesus came to Earth today
They’d crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they’d use No Need For Nails
Ship-shape farmhouse
Dry stone wall chart
Cash-back foot spa
Straight down Ladbrokes
Low cost school trip
Ramraid Oxfam
“Christ that sun’s hot”
Yes that’s […]
“Sensitive Outsider”
Faked my way through Glastonbury
By acting all asexually
And then in the acoustic tent
She stood there as if heaven sent
Well if that’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
I’m a sensitive outsider
I’m a sensitive outsider
I’m a sensitive outsider
And I […]
Faked my way through Glastonbury
By acting all asexually
And then in the acoustic tent
She stood there as if heaven sent
Well if that’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
I’m a sensitive outsider
I’m a sensitive outsider
I’m a sensitive outsider
And I […]
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July 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
“Sensitive Outsider”
Faked my way through Glastonbury
By acting all asexually
And then in the acoustic tent
She stood there as if heaven sent
Well if that’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
I’m a sensitive outsider
I’m a sensitive outsider
I’m a sensitive outsider
And I […]
Faked my way through Glastonbury
By acting all asexually
And then in the acoustic tent
She stood there as if heaven sent
Well if that’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
I’m a sensitive outsider
I’m a sensitive outsider
I’m a sensitive outsider
And I […]
“Horror Clowns Are Dickheads”
Horror Clowns are dickheads
You know it’s true
And if you’ve got a phobia of them
You’re a dickhead too
Don’t go worrying and don’t be wary
They have never been remotely scary
Hardly M.R. James
Hardly Edgar Allan Poe
Get a decent mob together
They don’t wanna know […]
Horror Clowns are dickheads
You know it’s true
And if you’ve got a phobia of them
You’re a dickhead too
Don’t go worrying and don’t be wary
They have never been remotely scary
Hardly M.R. James
Hardly Edgar Allan Poe
Get a decent mob together
They don’t wanna know […]
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June 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Horror Clowns Are Dickheads”
Horror Clowns are dickheads
You know it’s true
And if you’ve got a phobia of them
You’re a dickhead too
Don’t go worrying and don’t be wary
They have never been remotely scary
Hardly M.R. James
Hardly Edgar Allan Poe
Get a decent mob together
They don’t wanna know […]
Horror Clowns are dickheads
You know it’s true
And if you’ve got a phobia of them
You’re a dickhead too
Don’t go worrying and don’t be wary
They have never been remotely scary
Hardly M.R. James
Hardly Edgar Allan Poe
Get a decent mob together
They don’t wanna know […]
“Slipping The Escort”
The surgery leaflets
Offer advice
But there’s no preparation
For losing him twice
And now he’s washed and dressed and ready
To keep him safe she’ll face the hurt
And if she could hold that needle steady
She could sew his name into his shirt
Apart, adrift, alone
Afraid of […]
The surgery leaflets
Offer advice
But there’s no preparation
For losing him twice
And now he’s washed and dressed and ready
To keep him safe she’ll face the hurt
And if she could hold that needle steady
She could sew his name into his shirt
Apart, adrift, alone
Afraid of […]
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May 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Slipping The Escort”
The surgery leaflets
Offer advice
But there’s no preparation
For losing him twice
And now he’s washed and dressed and ready
To keep him safe she’ll face the hurt
And if she could hold that needle steady
She could sew his name into his shirt
Apart, adrift, alone
Afraid of […]
The surgery leaflets
Offer advice
But there’s no preparation
For losing him twice
And now he’s washed and dressed and ready
To keep him safe she’ll face the hurt
And if she could hold that needle steady
She could sew his name into his shirt
Apart, adrift, alone
Afraid of […]
“99% of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd”
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
May 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“99% of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd”
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
“Fuckin’ ‘ell it’s Fred Titmus”
Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Well he was with a man down by the stream
So Jane and baby both began to scream
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”
….
Oh Dracula comes from […]
[Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Well he was with a man down by the stream
So Jane and baby both began to scream
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”
….
Oh Dracula comes from […]
[Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
March 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
“Fuckin’ ‘ell it’s Fred Titmus”
Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Well he was with a man down by the stream
So Jane and baby both began to scream
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”
….
Oh Dracula comes from […]
[Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Well he was with a man down by the stream
So Jane and baby both began to scream
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”
….
Oh Dracula comes from […]
[Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
“Swerving the Checkatrade”
Yeah, Swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I’ve weighed up all the pros and cons
Of watching under-21s
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the […]
Yeah, Swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I’ve weighed up all the pros and cons
Of watching under-21s
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the […]
Original post on mastodonapp.uk
mastodonapp.uk
March 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
“Swerving the Checkatrade”
Yeah, Swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I’ve weighed up all the pros and cons
Of watching under-21s
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the […]
Yeah, Swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I’ve weighed up all the pros and cons
Of watching under-21s
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the […]
“Surging out of convalescence”
Is your child hyperactive, or is he perhaps a twat?
Sometimes I like to watch wave rage down on Fistral Beach
Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit
Next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow
Strive in vain
For they say
Few succeed
#hmhb […]
Is your child hyperactive, or is he perhaps a twat?
Sometimes I like to watch wave rage down on Fistral Beach
Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit
Next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow
Strive in vain
For they say
Few succeed
#hmhb […]
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March 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“Surging out of convalescence”
Is your child hyperactive, or is he perhaps a twat?
Sometimes I like to watch wave rage down on Fistral Beach
Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit
Next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow
Strive in vain
For they say
Few succeed
#hmhb […]
Is your child hyperactive, or is he perhaps a twat?
Sometimes I like to watch wave rage down on Fistral Beach
Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit
Next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow
Strive in vain
For they say
Few succeed
#hmhb […]
“The Ballad of Climie Fisher”
Now here comes a story that’s never been told
About the turbulent demise of Climie Fisher
They had their success and they went separate ways
Fisher went to work as a researcher for the BBC Education Department; rented a flat in Norbury, South London.
Climie moved […]
Now here comes a story that’s never been told
About the turbulent demise of Climie Fisher
They had their success and they went separate ways
Fisher went to work as a researcher for the BBC Education Department; rented a flat in Norbury, South London.
Climie moved […]
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February 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“The Ballad of Climie Fisher”
Now here comes a story that’s never been told
About the turbulent demise of Climie Fisher
They had their success and they went separate ways
Fisher went to work as a researcher for the BBC Education Department; rented a flat in Norbury, South London.
Climie moved […]
Now here comes a story that’s never been told
About the turbulent demise of Climie Fisher
They had their success and they went separate ways
Fisher went to work as a researcher for the BBC Education Department; rented a flat in Norbury, South London.
Climie moved […]
“Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo”
If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
You’ve […]
If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
You’ve […]
Original post on mastodonapp.uk
mastodonapp.uk
February 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
“Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo”
If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
You’ve […]
If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
You’ve […]
“Oblong of dreams”
Escape from Telepudlian Paul
Around about now regaling all
With his ‘Did you see the match?’
And his flat back four
He’s a Super Sunday super bore
Escape up onto Caldy Hill
The spirit of Olaf, and if you will
Stand still, wait, sudden breeze
Clouds part, showtime
And now I’m […]
Escape from Telepudlian Paul
Around about now regaling all
With his ‘Did you see the match?’
And his flat back four
He’s a Super Sunday super bore
Escape up onto Caldy Hill
The spirit of Olaf, and if you will
Stand still, wait, sudden breeze
Clouds part, showtime
And now I’m […]
Original post on mastodonapp.uk
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February 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“Oblong of dreams”
Escape from Telepudlian Paul
Around about now regaling all
With his ‘Did you see the match?’
And his flat back four
He’s a Super Sunday super bore
Escape up onto Caldy Hill
The spirit of Olaf, and if you will
Stand still, wait, sudden breeze
Clouds part, showtime
And now I’m […]
Escape from Telepudlian Paul
Around about now regaling all
With his ‘Did you see the match?’
And his flat back four
He’s a Super Sunday super bore
Escape up onto Caldy Hill
The spirit of Olaf, and if you will
Stand still, wait, sudden breeze
Clouds part, showtime
And now I’m […]
“D’ye ken Ted Moult”
Our Ted, it has to be said
Produces proof beyond us
Rain, shine or gale force nine
His frames remain intact
Helicopters in my garden
Bringing wind (I beg your pardon)
Double glazing is amazing
Don't you all agree?
No fears, they'll last you for years
Our statistics prove it […]
Our Ted, it has to be said
Produces proof beyond us
Rain, shine or gale force nine
His frames remain intact
Helicopters in my garden
Bringing wind (I beg your pardon)
Double glazing is amazing
Don't you all agree?
No fears, they'll last you for years
Our statistics prove it […]
Original post on mastodonapp.uk
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February 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“D’ye ken Ted Moult”
Our Ted, it has to be said
Produces proof beyond us
Rain, shine or gale force nine
His frames remain intact
Helicopters in my garden
Bringing wind (I beg your pardon)
Double glazing is amazing
Don't you all agree?
No fears, they'll last you for years
Our statistics prove it […]
Our Ted, it has to be said
Produces proof beyond us
Rain, shine or gale force nine
His frames remain intact
Helicopters in my garden
Bringing wind (I beg your pardon)
Double glazing is amazing
Don't you all agree?
No fears, they'll last you for years
Our statistics prove it […]
“Trumpton Riots”
Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town
And it’s spreading like pneumonia
Doesn’t look like going down
There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate […]
Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town
And it’s spreading like pneumonia
Doesn’t look like going down
There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate […]
Original post on mastodonapp.uk
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January 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Trumpton Riots”
Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town
And it’s spreading like pneumonia
Doesn’t look like going down
There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate […]
Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town
And it’s spreading like pneumonia
Doesn’t look like going down
There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate […]
Storm Eowyn?
“Dickie Davies Eyes”
Mention The Lord Of The Rings just once more And I’ll more than likely kill you Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan Is this a wok that you’ve shoved down my throat Or are you just pleased to see me? Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like […]
“Dickie Davies Eyes”
Mention The Lord Of The Rings just once more And I’ll more than likely kill you Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan Is this a wok that you’ve shoved down my throat Or are you just pleased to see me? Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like […]
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January 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Storm Eowyn?
“Dickie Davies Eyes”
Mention The Lord Of The Rings just once more And I’ll more than likely kill you Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan Is this a wok that you’ve shoved down my throat Or are you just pleased to see me? Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like […]
“Dickie Davies Eyes”
Mention The Lord Of The Rings just once more And I’ll more than likely kill you Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan Is this a wok that you’ve shoved down my throat Or are you just pleased to see me? Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like […]
“Even men with steel hearts”
https://www.skysports.com/football/video/33727/13277728/doncaster-double-lead-after-tranmere-defender-loses-shorts
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
It generates a warmth around the […]
https://www.skysports.com/football/video/33727/13277728/doncaster-double-lead-after-tranmere-defender-loses-shorts
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
It generates a warmth around the […]
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January 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Even men with steel hearts”
https://www.skysports.com/football/video/33727/13277728/doncaster-double-lead-after-tranmere-defender-loses-shorts
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
It generates a warmth around the […]
https://www.skysports.com/football/video/33727/13277728/doncaster-double-lead-after-tranmere-defender-loses-shorts
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
It generates a warmth around the […]
Every Time a Bell Rings
Ground Control to Monty Don The testimonial silver’s gone The circumstance here’s pretty thin The sun comes out when I go in
It’s A Wonderful Life. It’s a wonderful film, but the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed. Not least when that lot up the road come […]
Ground Control to Monty Don The testimonial silver’s gone The circumstance here’s pretty thin The sun comes out when I go in
It’s A Wonderful Life. It’s a wonderful film, but the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed. Not least when that lot up the road come […]
Original post on mastodonapp.uk
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December 24, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Every Time a Bell Rings
Ground Control to Monty Don The testimonial silver’s gone The circumstance here’s pretty thin The sun comes out when I go in
It’s A Wonderful Life. It’s a wonderful film, but the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed. Not least when that lot up the road come […]
Ground Control to Monty Don The testimonial silver’s gone The circumstance here’s pretty thin The sun comes out when I go in
It’s A Wonderful Life. It’s a wonderful film, but the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed. Not least when that lot up the road come […]
Spare me from the drunken heathen
Gumless bores in superdry
Most unclean and most unwelcome
Like a field of blighted rye
Where were you?
Where were you in mid July?
Though they boost the congregation
Joy turns swiftly into pain
Arms aloft, their fingers pointing
Haunting me with their refrain […]
Gumless bores in superdry
Most unclean and most unwelcome
Like a field of blighted rye
Where were you?
Where were you in mid July?
Though they boost the congregation
Joy turns swiftly into pain
Arms aloft, their fingers pointing
Haunting me with their refrain […]
Original post on mastodonapp.uk
mastodonapp.uk
December 24, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Spare me from the drunken heathen
Gumless bores in superdry
Most unclean and most unwelcome
Like a field of blighted rye
Where were you?
Where were you in mid July?
Though they boost the congregation
Joy turns swiftly into pain
Arms aloft, their fingers pointing
Haunting me with their refrain […]
Gumless bores in superdry
Most unclean and most unwelcome
Like a field of blighted rye
Where were you?
Where were you in mid July?
Though they boost the congregation
Joy turns swiftly into pain
Arms aloft, their fingers pointing
Haunting me with their refrain […]