Hmartell
hmartell.bsky.social
Hmartell
@hmartell.bsky.social
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Lil John was on point though. Can’t catch him lip syncing with that overstuffed glove
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“Getting ready” ends at the socks. Hoodies, socks and shoes are extra tasks and can be completed on the drive apparently.
October 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My fave is signing my kids reading log while listening to JPop or meme songs at one of three stop lights on the drive to school.
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Our state is run by a bunch of greedy, weird losers that desperately want to be liked and, failing that, feared but their end goal is looting government funds at all levels.
October 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Thanks for this synopsis. I’m not trying to become a Kleinhead just to get the full readout.
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
These places would violate so many NY smog regulations. 😆
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So Free Speech….
But only for politicians…
September 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The best answer apparently to repeatedly getting punched in the face is to make your face as soft as possible.
September 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m not paying the NYTimes to tell me that
September 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The 12 schools will be required to submit Turnaround Plans. They are not being designated for closure. Closure is one “option” of those “plans”.
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Greg Abbot is a jerk but shipping migrants unannounced to blue states was politically genius. Blue states all of a sudden had to try to live their values and were tripping up over several busloads of people. Well below what most poor TX border towns have to encounter.
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These pendejos are not “Texas” 🙄
August 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’m in WP also and I raked leaves like November today
May 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They threw full ice chests he in NE
May 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Or the whole street
May 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
May 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We got inches of hail here in NE Austin!
May 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Although he airballed the wide open game 7 game-winning buzzer beater, since the general thrust of the ball was toward the hoop he should be the Finals MVP.
April 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
😆
April 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“…and costs four trillion dollars ^half the time^”
April 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You can’t be serious, Bro She’s not suggesting we elect a baby. She’s referring to Pete: Imagine, after 33 years of getting mentored by Buttigieg that baby Will. Be. Ready.
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
They live coastal bubbles in suburbia or DC. THEY are not scared but they sure know lucrative the fear complex is. I’m surprised how their followers keep taking the bait.
April 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The sad part is it’s true for conservatives if you read it in reverse.
March 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Right wing media cooked certain gullible people’s brains for a generation…
March 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM