HMAphrinius
@hmaphrinius.bsky.social
Writer. Lover of puns and muscly furs.
You've never imagined Purr or Benji as a Jersey Shore extra?
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You've never imagined Purr or Benji as a Jersey Shore extra?
His nipples are bigger than his earrings
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
His nipples are bigger than his earrings
We laugh, but the parka lining may be Will's shaved chest fur.
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
We laugh, but the parka lining may be Will's shaved chest fur.
Because at $11, it ripped your face off like a big cat?
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Because at $11, it ripped your face off like a big cat?
I must be tired. I first read this as "Going to drop some lionloads tomorrow".
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I must be tired. I first read this as "Going to drop some lionloads tomorrow".
That, and being able to handle a steel-hard dick pistoning makes him quite a catch.
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
That, and being able to handle a steel-hard dick pistoning makes him quite a catch.
In more ways than one
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
In more ways than one
Benji would toss them around while walking back
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Benji would toss them around while walking back
Too bad his undies aren't as strong. Or maybe he meant for that to happen.
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Too bad his undies aren't as strong. Or maybe he meant for that to happen.
Never underestimate people's ability to make wild shit up.
You two don't even write alike, let alone act similar!
You two don't even write alike, let alone act similar!
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Never underestimate people's ability to make wild shit up.
You two don't even write alike, let alone act similar!
You two don't even write alike, let alone act similar!
And he's taking good care of his hands by using lifting gloves.
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
And he's taking good care of his hands by using lifting gloves.
Thought the bench was cracking under his arm for a moment :P
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Thought the bench was cracking under his arm for a moment :P
One of these days you should do an AMA post to talk about the lore behind the buffos.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
One of these days you should do an AMA post to talk about the lore behind the buffos.
The lore would literally fill multiple novels, on top of what's already on writing.com.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The lore would literally fill multiple novels, on top of what's already on writing.com.
Collaboration between us, @darknevoir.bsky.social and @mystmist.bsky.social for over a decade now.
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Collaboration between us, @darknevoir.bsky.social and @mystmist.bsky.social for over a decade now.
His post-college adult job is being an analyst for a fintech firm.
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
His post-college adult job is being an analyst for a fintech firm.
Megaroo was an international relations major. And musk deer did pre-med (and paid for med school by camming)
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Megaroo was an international relations major. And musk deer did pre-med (and paid for med school by camming)
Canonically, he's an honors student in actuarial science. Literally a math nerd inside a big hunky dragon body.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Canonically, he's an honors student in actuarial science. Literally a math nerd inside a big hunky dragon body.
Every thrust in the bedroom is a critical hit.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Every thrust in the bedroom is a critical hit.
The top half looks so impressive, imagine his proportions below the fold.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The top half looks so impressive, imagine his proportions below the fold.
At least we know where his missing inches went
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
At least we know where his missing inches went
Dunno if the shower drains can handle all the "admiration" he generates.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Dunno if the shower drains can handle all the "admiration" he generates.
This is when we find out roo guy's a power top and stag stud only splits those thighs for him
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This is when we find out roo guy's a power top and stag stud only splits those thighs for him