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If it's— If this— If THIS is over a GODDAMN PASSPORT, I WILL STRANGLE THAT BALD FUCK, WITH MY OWN ONE HAND.
February 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
If it's— If this— If THIS is over a GODDAMN PASSPORT, I WILL STRANGLE THAT BALD FUCK, WITH MY OWN ONE HAND.
THE HOLE, Gordon!
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
THE HOLE, Gordon!
I want to fire a giant rocket!
February 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I want to fire a giant rocket!
YEAA BRA— AZZERS!
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
YEAA BRA— AZZERS!
Look out, Gordon! Hotted BOOBS up ahead! TITS, big ones!
February 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Look out, Gordon! Hotted BOOBS up ahead! TITS, big ones!
Look! The rock that you're standing on looks like Tibet!
February 16, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Look! The rock that you're standing on looks like Tibet!
we're on video? are we in video? ssshoutout to Miss Pebbles
February 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
we're on video? are we in video? ssshoutout to Miss Pebbles
welcome to wikipedia SERVER ROOM
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
welcome to wikipedia SERVER ROOM
Do you know what it's like to have someone follow you around and just NOT shut up? Gordon, do you have any idea? Gordon?
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Do you know what it's like to have someone follow you around and just NOT shut up? Gordon, do you have any idea? Gordon?
YEAA BRA— AZZERS!
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
YEAA BRA— AZZERS!
TRAIN AND FIGHT, GORDON!!!
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
TRAIN AND FIGHT, GORDON!!!
(distant) I drink soda for lunch!
February 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
(distant) I drink soda for lunch!
VIENS PAS PRÈS DU CHIEN SINON JE VAIS LE TUER!
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
VIENS PAS PRÈS DU CHIEN SINON JE VAIS LE TUER!
gordon FEETMAN
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
gordon FEETMAN
We don't talk about the Black Mesa Protocol.
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
We don't talk about the Black Mesa Protocol.
Don't worry! My body is completely numb!
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Don't worry! My body is completely numb!
I would never threaten you, Gordon. Unless you gave me reason to.
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I would never threaten you, Gordon. Unless you gave me reason to.
My gun keeps changing I don't know how!
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
My gun keeps changing I don't know how!
Gordon! Something's... FUCKED up with me. *the sound of dial-up internet*
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Gordon! Something's... FUCKED up with me. *the sound of dial-up internet*
A Chuck-E-Cheese is merely a family entertainment center that 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 a restaurant. The entire establishment is not a restaurant, such a thing would be foolhardy.
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
A Chuck-E-Cheese is merely a family entertainment center that 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 a restaurant. The entire establishment is not a restaurant, such a thing would be foolhardy.
Here I come Gordon! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaa
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Here I come Gordon! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaa
I just realized how scared I am.
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I just realized how scared I am.