His response, “Fine, be a jerk like everyone else has,” makes me want to tell him, if everyone in your life treats you like a jerk, there is probably only one jerk, and it ain’t them.

You brought a smile to my face. Sure it was a kangaroo face, but I’m not complaining.

You add extra joy to this world by sharing your talents with us. Thank you.

You went the wrong direction. You’re still over 1000 miles away.

Put him to work leading my sled team.

I’d settle for a good inflatable pooltoy costume and a friend floating me in their pool, telling me what a good pooltoy I am.

Of course, that would take owning a pooltoy costume, and having a friend with a pool, and opening up to said friend about my unusual fantasies.

Thanks. I’m grateful for all the artists who helped bring my imagination to life.

I’m still looking for a qualified mad scientist to bring him to life literally, but no luck so far.

And sometimes it’s nice for someone to accidentally shoot me with a transformation ray and put me on display as part of their toy collection. Sitting unmoving with other plushies, wondering how long they have been there… how long I’ll be there… soft… content…

Not that I’ve given it much thought.

It was a dog’s age ago, but I loved it back then and still do.

Congrats. The idea of being one of your creatures is fascinating.

I’m assuming you need models and not middle-aged tf enthusiasts.

Happy birthday, my friend. Glad it was a good one.

My personal favorite is the one where you a hairy fox, wearing yellow, hanging off a yellow train. Keep having fun and I’ll keep having fun seeing what you come up with next.

I know this isn’t on the list, but how did you get your start in prosthetic makeup? Your pictures are fantastic.