OUCH. But. Well. Yes.

“They wore thick belts studded with gold and silver slung across their hips, below the navel…and were deaf to the demands of modesty.”

HOW am I just now learning about this?? Where do I find the historical fiction novel about these badass women?

(Quote from The Great Mortality, by John Kelly)

Blocking this account. This is obvious animal cruelty FFS, show an ounce of responsibility.

Thanks so much!

Thanks so much!

Where is the best place to look for help with query package development? I'm thinking a simple critique isn't enough and considering seeking coaching. Marketing isn't one of my strengths currently.

I like to play "Rename That Painting!" (very quietly) at museums I visit and this sounds like a plausible title. "Lion, by Someone Who Clearly Has Never Seen One," is a perennial favorite.

The Wildlife of Star Wars has a place of honor on my bookshelf <3 I'll have to pick up the Bestiary too!

"Charles realizes too late that WEREWOLF CONSULTING is not a creative name for this company."

"Wispy grey hair begins to sprout from the boss's neck."

"The boss picks up his entire roasted chicken in two hands and begins to gnaw at it like a corn on the cob."

"Charles the intern leans back from the entire rotisserie chicken plunked on the meeting table in front of him. He grabs a leg and tries to pass the rest, but turns to see the person next to him already digging into his own whole roasted chicken."