Holly Jean
@hjwrites.bsky.social
Romance & Erotica writer ✍️♥️ Florida-grown, at home in the PNW ☀️🌧️
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Reposted by Holly Jean
There is no better drug on this Earth than reading a fan fic you adored when you were in your formative years and finding that it’s still maddeningly erotic ahem I mean “it holds up”
June 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There is no better drug on this Earth than reading a fan fic you adored when you were in your formative years and finding that it’s still maddeningly erotic ahem I mean “it holds up”
Tramp stamp but it’s the three candle-snakes from Margritte’s Meditation (1937)
June 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Tramp stamp but it’s the three candle-snakes from Margritte’s Meditation (1937)
I can’t put a period at the end of the last sentence of a post, I cannot do it. I am just too much of my generation to write with “proper” punctuation on social media. And frankly I would rather die first
February 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I can’t put a period at the end of the last sentence of a post, I cannot do it. I am just too much of my generation to write with “proper” punctuation on social media. And frankly I would rather die first
Why go to bed earlier when you can take a pre-bedtime nap
February 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why go to bed earlier when you can take a pre-bedtime nap
On week 2 of “The Artist’s Way” and it asks me to identify The Crazymakers in my life. After much reflection on my relationships, I have narrowed the worst culprits down to two individuals. Now what
February 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
On week 2 of “The Artist’s Way” and it asks me to identify The Crazymakers in my life. After much reflection on my relationships, I have narrowed the worst culprits down to two individuals. Now what
“heaven has forsaken the masturbator”
a kermit the frog is dancing on a wooden floor in a room .
ALT: a kermit the frog is dancing on a wooden floor in a room .
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January 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“heaven has forsaken the masturbator”
Lunch hour pitch practice has turned my brain to jelly or perhaps even a nice jam but I have recitation down to one minute exactly. Thank goodness.
a video game scene with kirby standing in the grass .
ALT: a video game scene with kirby standing in the grass .
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January 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Lunch hour pitch practice has turned my brain to jelly or perhaps even a nice jam but I have recitation down to one minute exactly. Thank goodness.
Sorry I’m late today, boss, I spent 2.5 hours on the “Peanut’s Americana Museum” challenge in Animal Crossing last night and I couldn’t go to bed until it was perfect
January 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sorry I’m late today, boss, I spent 2.5 hours on the “Peanut’s Americana Museum” challenge in Animal Crossing last night and I couldn’t go to bed until it was perfect
Why I can never get anything done:
December 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Why I can never get anything done:
Was called “The Screenwriter” today so I guess it’s official
a close up of a cartoon character with a heart in her hair .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a heart in her hair .
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December 15, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Was called “The Screenwriter” today so I guess it’s official
Me for the 17th time this week: not the j-i-n-g-l-e bells
December 13, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Me for the 17th time this week: not the j-i-n-g-l-e bells
I listen only to the local oldies station on the radio and they have an ad now for a boba shop. And the ad explains for the grandpas and grandmas what boba is and where it came from. “Like the milkshakes when you were young.” The only good advertisement
December 13, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I listen only to the local oldies station on the radio and they have an ad now for a boba shop. And the ad explains for the grandpas and grandmas what boba is and where it came from. “Like the milkshakes when you were young.” The only good advertisement
Mario voice here we GOOOOO
December 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Mario voice here we GOOOOO