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@hjkl.bsky.social
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Physicist. Recreational coder 🐍 🦀 Immigrant.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I like to think he redeemed himself.
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Apropos of nothing, this is some shit that hit me from LinkedIn today. Vibe-coding failsons just need to get better at physics, or something?
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Screen capture from the TV show "Babylon 5", of Interstellar Network (ISN) News anchor "Alison Higgins", a Clarke regime mouthpiece who replaced the network's regular anchors after the regime stormed the ISN broadcast center to prevent it from reporting on the fallout from the regime's bombing of Martian civilians.
September 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Eggboi... in this economy?
August 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I dunno, they seem pretty on the money to me, what's Mike really upset about?
July 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Still image of the scene from the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, where Captain Hector Barbossa says to Elizabeth Swann: "You Best Start Believing In Ghost Stories, Miss Swann, You're In One". Overlaid on the image is the meme text: "You best start believing in politics lady, you're in one!"
June 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This is CCC's time to shine!
Ice skater Steven Bradbury wins the final of the men’s short track 1000 metres skating event, at the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, after everyone in front of him crashes just before the finish line.
June 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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In honor of Trans Day of Visibility, let us remember this classic...
Elon Musk tweets "Take the red pill", to which Ivanka Trump replies "Taken!". To this, Lilly Wachowski, one of the creators of "The Matrix" and a trans woman, replies "Fuck both of you".
March 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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The various investigations...
March 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I didn't think I could manifest anything more intensely than this.
March 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I accidentally yelped "Haha, got 'em!" at work, now I'm getting weird looks. I'll take it, little fash bastard.
February 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Lord, I know it's been a while...
February 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Grim reaper playing the claw game, saying: "Marianne Faithfull?! Is Elon even in this thing?"
February 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Sometimes you just reminisce about history.
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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A new executive order, you say?
Dale Gribble from "King of the Hill", wearing a ski mask, sunglasses, and red trucker hat with anarchist symbol while smoking a cigarette, answers the question "you're really going to die for drag queens and queer folk?" with "Someone is."
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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So this is the Milwaukee Intermodal Station. Don't hate it so far.
The interior of the Milwaukee Intermodal Station.
January 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The "Grim Reaper playing the claw game" meme, saying "First Kissinger, now Le Pen... I think I'm on a hot streak!"
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Please tell me this is a parody account...
December 28, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Does Stephen Miller know that Elon's gunning for his job?
Tweet from Elon Musk saying "Only the AfD can save Germany".
December 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Going back to the playbook...
December 10, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Reason eleventy!11!! why I prefer this website...
Tweet by fake govt agency and "take your billionaire to work day" sponsor "DOGE": "In 2023, the National Institutes of Health (NIH) spent: -$759 Million on Workforce Diversity and Outreach -$611,203 “Evaluating Microaggressions among Latinx Individuals with Obesity” -$87,944 on the “Role of the estrous cycle and nucleus accumbens signaling on incubation of oxycodone craving in female rats” Laura Ingram, noted Dinesh D'Souza humiliation fetishist, liked my reply to DOGE tweet: "The third one is funniest because you have no idea what it means. Maybe they're developing a cure for transphobic nepo-piss-babies with an apartheid fetish. Guess we'll never know now!". If anyone needs me, I'll be taking an acid bath, then walking into the ocean.
December 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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A collection of young people at a house party staring in disbelief at the cringelord OP who said "South Korean president doing a coup is like North Korea, actually".
December 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Yes, yeeeeeessss!!!
Line drawing of a bald man moisturizing his face with MAGA tears.
November 27, 2024 at 4:54 PM