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heather m
@hjeanm.bsky.social
biblically inaccurate entity comprised of farmers union iced coffees and brioche french toast
April 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
cleaning my apt after my cat died feels like unweaving her from myself. i want to live among her fur on the carpet, scratched cardboard and loose whiskers until i hold her again.

throwing out the scraps of paper she tore and every hair on the curtain feels like i’m stepping on her memory.
January 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
threads is like if facebook and x had a baby, got divorced and sent it to private school
December 19, 2024 at 8:43 AM
find a cozier cat
December 10, 2024 at 5:29 AM
November 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
my free range eggs became sentient and angry
November 9, 2024 at 7:26 AM
there’s a ringtail possum that keeps eating my balcony plants and i want to be mad but i can’t because

a) i live on the third floor and he did a good job climbing this high

and

b) he very cute
September 4, 2023 at 11:38 AM
she seeks treats
August 31, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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'Dr. pepper' is the name of the guy who invented it. what you're drinking is actually Pepper's Monster
August 30, 2023 at 4:17 PM
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DO NOT USE that is their HOUSE
August 30, 2023 at 5:58 PM
very excited to join bluesky to follow more of those exciting accounts i love like *checks notes* cat accounts
August 30, 2023 at 11:03 AM