Had a dream that an art handler puked all over the place at another art handler’s pompous art show. He delicately held my hand as I shoved an empty dog bowl at him.

Had a dream that I couldn’t blow a whistle.

Had a dream that an adored colleague admitted they didn’t think I was very funny on the internet. #oreosbeforebed

Had a dream that my step-sibs were canoeing on a lake (they would never) and got caught up in a huge battle between two rival beaver families. #oreosbeforebed

Had a dream about chatty sea wolves.

Had a dream I rode a bike off a cliff, over a river, into a copse of trees, and onto the Brooklyn Bridge.

Had a dream that I was on Pritzker’s presidential campaign trail in the Arabian Desert. #icecreambeforebed

Had a dream that I saw two coworkers in stormy, coastal Europe. They were riding an orca. One was driving / Muad'Dib-ing. #icecreambeforebed