Hammy (in the Wall)
@hitw.ink
#1 ground traveler for Los Inklings | Splatoon commentator | Host of #criticalinking | Creator of @marinktimes.ca, the Atlantic Canadian Splatoon community ➡️ https://marinktimes.ca/discord
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| @snuppy.art ❤️
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Hammy (in the Wall)
@hitw.ink
· Oct 19
Apparently you can pin messages on bsky now, so... Obligatory post.
My name is Hammy, and I'm a Splatoon 3 commentator and competitive player for Los Inklings. I'm a Reeflux one-trick because I love my silly little bow and want to push it as far as I can competitively.
Nice to meet you! :)
My name is Hammy, and I'm a Splatoon 3 commentator and competitive player for Los Inklings. I'm a Reeflux one-trick because I love my silly little bow and want to push it as far as I can competitively.
Nice to meet you! :)
Update 2: Left my car at the shop for a few days, got it back, paid $1500, the problem was NOT fixed whatsoever.
Update: Yesterday I made an appointment to get the transmission fixed, they fit me in for this morning. Drove all the way to the next city over just for them to tell me the transmission technician was NOT THERE TODAY, and I'd have to come back in a week. There goes my morning.
Today I was planning to get a bunch of things done and be super productive...
- Transmission in my car died
- Nearly 2 extra hours of traffic in the city for no reason
- Took me 30 minutes to find parking for work
Things are going GREAT so far
- Transmission in my car died
- Nearly 2 extra hours of traffic in the city for no reason
- Took me 30 minutes to find parking for work
Things are going GREAT so far
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Update 2: Left my car at the shop for a few days, got it back, paid $1500, the problem was NOT fixed whatsoever.
it's been a full month since i've last commentated, am i washed
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
it's been a full month since i've last commentated, am i washed
this is probably the funniest outcome possible
For the first time in 304 episodes, I lost power during a Popcast. Shout out to @hitw.ink for being a guest host! Will likely have more guest hosts in the future.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
this is probably the funniest outcome possible
so called free thinkers when they're told to pik min
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
so called free thinkers when they're told to pik min
It's really funny seeing the quantity of games listed in everyone's Nintendo game playtime and then there's me
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's really funny seeing the quantity of games listed in everyone's Nintendo game playtime and then there's me
Update: Yesterday I made an appointment to get the transmission fixed, they fit me in for this morning. Drove all the way to the next city over just for them to tell me the transmission technician was NOT THERE TODAY, and I'd have to come back in a week. There goes my morning.
Today I was planning to get a bunch of things done and be super productive...
- Transmission in my car died
- Nearly 2 extra hours of traffic in the city for no reason
- Took me 30 minutes to find parking for work
Things are going GREAT so far
- Transmission in my car died
- Nearly 2 extra hours of traffic in the city for no reason
- Took me 30 minutes to find parking for work
Things are going GREAT so far
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Update: Yesterday I made an appointment to get the transmission fixed, they fit me in for this morning. Drove all the way to the next city over just for them to tell me the transmission technician was NOT THERE TODAY, and I'd have to come back in a week. There goes my morning.
For my upcoming panel on #compsplatoon at the local convention I want to incorporate clips of the most exciting and hype moments from the scene, and I need y'all to drop your favs. Good example is Moonlight at LTC 2024 forcing the bracket reset in grands. Bonus to LAN moments with crowd reactions :)
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
For my upcoming panel on #compsplatoon at the local convention I want to incorporate clips of the most exciting and hype moments from the scene, and I need y'all to drop your favs. Good example is Moonlight at LTC 2024 forcing the bracket reset in grands. Bonus to LAN moments with crowd reactions :)
Today I was planning to get a bunch of things done and be super productive...
- Transmission in my car died
- Nearly 2 extra hours of traffic in the city for no reason
- Took me 30 minutes to find parking for work
Things are going GREAT so far
- Transmission in my car died
- Nearly 2 extra hours of traffic in the city for no reason
- Took me 30 minutes to find parking for work
Things are going GREAT so far
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Today I was planning to get a bunch of things done and be super productive...
- Transmission in my car died
- Nearly 2 extra hours of traffic in the city for no reason
- Took me 30 minutes to find parking for work
Things are going GREAT so far
- Transmission in my car died
- Nearly 2 extra hours of traffic in the city for no reason
- Took me 30 minutes to find parking for work
Things are going GREAT so far
everyone say happy birthday hammy
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
everyone say happy birthday hammy
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
just realized that most americans have probably only ever experienced free healthcare by walking into a pokemon center to heal their pokemon
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
just realized that most americans have probably only ever experienced free healthcare by walking into a pokemon center to heal their pokemon
y'all don't understand how i've ALREADY booked my flights for torontoroka this coming january
Thanks to everyone that showed up to Squid Social 28! This was our largest comp event so far with 16 participants!
AND in case you missed it, WE ARE HOSTING A TOURNEY! Stay tuned here and check our Discord for more details.
That's all for now... See you in November for the next social!
AND in case you missed it, WE ARE HOSTING A TOURNEY! Stay tuned here and check our Discord for more details.
That's all for now... See you in November for the next social!
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
y'all don't understand how i've ALREADY booked my flights for torontoroka this coming january
did i buy and 100% ball x pit in one weekend? ...maybe
October 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
did i buy and 100% ball x pit in one weekend? ...maybe
y'all i'm bored, reply to this post and i'll tell you what decor pikmin you remind me of
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
y'all i'm bored, reply to this post and i'll tell you what decor pikmin you remind me of
Delivery drivers love to mark packages as undeliverable because nobody was home on days that I work from home and they dont even ATTEMPT to try the buzzer, call my number, or ANYTHING
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Delivery drivers love to mark packages as undeliverable because nobody was home on days that I work from home and they dont even ATTEMPT to try the buzzer, call my number, or ANYTHING
I wish Battlefield 6 had game replays because I just won the funniest 1v7 possible and there's no evidence of it and I'm sad
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wish Battlefield 6 had game replays because I just won the funniest 1v7 possible and there's no evidence of it and I'm sad
Bro we are SO unlucky every week in NA league...
WE'RE 1-2!!! HOW ARE WE AGAINST BET???? WHY ARE 3 OUT OF OUR 4 MATCHES AGAINST TOP 8 LEVEL TEAMS????
WE'RE 1-2!!! HOW ARE WE AGAINST BET???? WHY ARE 3 OUT OF OUR 4 MATCHES AGAINST TOP 8 LEVEL TEAMS????
October 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bro we are SO unlucky every week in NA league...
WE'RE 1-2!!! HOW ARE WE AGAINST BET???? WHY ARE 3 OUT OF OUR 4 MATCHES AGAINST TOP 8 LEVEL TEAMS????
WE'RE 1-2!!! HOW ARE WE AGAINST BET???? WHY ARE 3 OUT OF OUR 4 MATCHES AGAINST TOP 8 LEVEL TEAMS????
i swear this is rigged (i'm coping) there are so many that I knew that it wouldn't accept.... I typed in edit nouveau and custom dualie squelchers so many times and it kept saying they were wrong
October 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
i swear this is rigged (i'm coping) there are so many that I knew that it wouldn't accept.... I typed in edit nouveau and custom dualie squelchers so many times and it kept saying they were wrong
Further proof that I'm the reason they had to add height restrictions to Hal-Con (I exist only to break rules that aren't written yet)
Doug Dimmadome here, reminding all you Hal-Con 2025 attendees that while your cosplay can reach for the stars, it still has to fit through the door! The Dimmsdale Dimmadome proudly enforces the Hal-Con height restriction of 8’6”.
Because safety first, fashionably oversized hats second.
#HalCon2025
Because safety first, fashionably oversized hats second.
#HalCon2025
October 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Further proof that I'm the reason they had to add height restrictions to Hal-Con (I exist only to break rules that aren't written yet)
Ok so I got accepted to run a panel about competitive Splatoon at Hal-Con this year, and I wanted to ask #compsplatoon players if they have any opinions or ideas of things to cover in the panel!
October 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ok so I got accepted to run a panel about competitive Splatoon at Hal-Con this year, and I wanted to ask #compsplatoon players if they have any opinions or ideas of things to cover in the panel!
watching episode 1 of critical role campaign 4 and yet again daydreaming about actually having a group to play D&D with
October 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
watching episode 1 of critical role campaign 4 and yet again daydreaming about actually having a group to play D&D with
was hoping to play and stream NA league today but i woke up with a cold and have been dying all day 👍
October 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
was hoping to play and stream NA league today but i woke up with a cold and have been dying all day 👍
Y'all should watch the new episode of the Splatoon 3 North American League Show because there's a lot of cool people that show up (no biases)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=taax...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=taax...
October 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Y'all should watch the new episode of the Splatoon 3 North American League Show because there's a lot of cool people that show up (no biases)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=taax...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=taax...
Every time I'm feeling down I remind myself that there's one singular cybertruck owner in my city and it reminds me that no matter what there will always be a bigger loser than me
October 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Every time I'm feeling down I remind myself that there's one singular cybertruck owner in my city and it reminds me that no matter what there will always be a bigger loser than me