Today’s connections theme is brought to you by Alex Chilton.
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Today’s connections theme is brought to you by Alex Chilton.
Disney bought FX in 2019. Alien Earth airs on FX. The Xenomorph is a Disney Princess.
September 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Disney bought FX in 2019. Alien Earth airs on FX. The Xenomorph is a Disney Princess.
As a general rule I try not to be mad at dead people, cause it can’t change anything. But after spending the day peeling 6(!) layers of wallpaper off this room, I may need to revise my policy.
July 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
As a general rule I try not to be mad at dead people, cause it can’t change anything. But after spending the day peeling 6(!) layers of wallpaper off this room, I may need to revise my policy.
It’s weird how the mind is the only part that can be boggled. I think the word could apply to the whole anatomy.
“The gas station’s array of roller dogs promised to boggle the guts”
“Fair Juliet, thou hast boggled my heart”
“The dance floor filled as the band played an assboggling groove”
“The gas station’s array of roller dogs promised to boggle the guts”
“Fair Juliet, thou hast boggled my heart”
“The dance floor filled as the band played an assboggling groove”
June 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It’s weird how the mind is the only part that can be boggled. I think the word could apply to the whole anatomy.
“The gas station’s array of roller dogs promised to boggle the guts”
“Fair Juliet, thou hast boggled my heart”
“The dance floor filled as the band played an assboggling groove”
“The gas station’s array of roller dogs promised to boggle the guts”
“Fair Juliet, thou hast boggled my heart”
“The dance floor filled as the band played an assboggling groove”
“War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength” yeah yeah whatever. My generation lost that battle in 2010 when we let “dank” slip into the lexicon as a general-purpose positive adjective. If I had a time machine I’d go waterboard the first guy who said that.
June 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength” yeah yeah whatever. My generation lost that battle in 2010 when we let “dank” slip into the lexicon as a general-purpose positive adjective. If I had a time machine I’d go waterboard the first guy who said that.
If a band has the words “beach” or “teen” anywhere in the name, I will not listen to it on principle. I love music but absolutely can’t stand fun.
June 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If a band has the words “beach” or “teen” anywhere in the name, I will not listen to it on principle. I love music but absolutely can’t stand fun.
1. Yes
2. Yes, and it’s delicious. But only in Oneonta. Sort of a “when in Rome” thing. Don’t tell the actual Romans, they’d hate this idea.
cc: @trashcrusader.bsky.social
2. Yes, and it’s delicious. But only in Oneonta. Sort of a “when in Rome” thing. Don’t tell the actual Romans, they’d hate this idea.
cc: @trashcrusader.bsky.social
QUICK REGIONAL PIZZA POLL, PLEASE ANSWER YES OR NO TO BOTH QUESTIONS:
1. have you heard of cold cheese pizza, made famous at SUNY oneonta
2. would you eat it (see below)
1. have you heard of cold cheese pizza, made famous at SUNY oneonta
2. would you eat it (see below)
May 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
1. Yes
2. Yes, and it’s delicious. But only in Oneonta. Sort of a “when in Rome” thing. Don’t tell the actual Romans, they’d hate this idea.
cc: @trashcrusader.bsky.social
2. Yes, and it’s delicious. But only in Oneonta. Sort of a “when in Rome” thing. Don’t tell the actual Romans, they’d hate this idea.
cc: @trashcrusader.bsky.social
My theory is that the conclave was really into the new Smoking Popes record.
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My theory is that the conclave was really into the new Smoking Popes record.
The phrase Holy See comes from the Latin Sancta Sedes, or “holy chair”. Apparently this Vance guy can’t be trusted around ANY sort of furniture.
April 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The phrase Holy See comes from the Latin Sancta Sedes, or “holy chair”. Apparently this Vance guy can’t be trusted around ANY sort of furniture.
A rare spiritual reflection, on the eve of the feast of St Padraic:
I don’t know if Hell exists. But if there is indeed a hell, there will be tin whistles there.
I don’t know if Hell exists. But if there is indeed a hell, there will be tin whistles there.
March 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A rare spiritual reflection, on the eve of the feast of St Padraic:
I don’t know if Hell exists. But if there is indeed a hell, there will be tin whistles there.
I don’t know if Hell exists. But if there is indeed a hell, there will be tin whistles there.
Life hack: did you know that instead of making old bananas into unwanted banana bread, you can save time by putting these bananas directly into the garbage without baking them first?
March 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Life hack: did you know that instead of making old bananas into unwanted banana bread, you can save time by putting these bananas directly into the garbage without baking them first?
Vendor at trade show: “are you sure you two are from Buffalo? You look so exotic, like you’re from… Baltimore or something”
March 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Vendor at trade show: “are you sure you two are from Buffalo? You look so exotic, like you’re from… Baltimore or something”
Satan on the Dock of the Bay
January 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Satan on the Dock of the Bay
Why do they keep adding features to this app. “Chat?” I will not “chat.” I would rather fill my pockets with stones and walk into Lake Erie.
January 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why do they keep adding features to this app. “Chat?” I will not “chat.” I would rather fill my pockets with stones and walk into Lake Erie.
I should post here more before it gets ruined. Every social network is awesome for like 18 months and then evolves into a machine that turns human misery into ad revenue.
January 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I should post here more before it gets ruined. Every social network is awesome for like 18 months and then evolves into a machine that turns human misery into ad revenue.
Update on the ghost situation: there are no ghosts, but I did confirm via newspaper archive that a previous owner died in the house in 1944.
So we joked around for a year about our old house having ghosts cause the lights flicker all the time. Called the power company to check it out today. Turns out the “ghosts” were actually a pretty serious fire hazard. Spooky.
January 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Update on the ghost situation: there are no ghosts, but I did confirm via newspaper archive that a previous owner died in the house in 1944.
The Shopsmith is the Kitchenaid of the garage.
January 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Shopsmith is the Kitchenaid of the garage.
There are so many Christmas songs but only one of them has a shoutout to Satan’s Pow’r. A real missed opportunity.
December 8, 2024 at 12:17 AM
There are so many Christmas songs but only one of them has a shoutout to Satan’s Pow’r. A real missed opportunity.
If you mash up Paul and George’s biggest post-Beatles hits, you get “Simply Hare a Wonderful Krishna’stime”
December 4, 2024 at 11:19 PM
If you mash up Paul and George’s biggest post-Beatles hits, you get “Simply Hare a Wonderful Krishna’stime”
We’re going ham gambling!
November 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
We’re going ham gambling!
So we joked around for a year about our old house having ghosts cause the lights flicker all the time. Called the power company to check it out today. Turns out the “ghosts” were actually a pretty serious fire hazard. Spooky.
September 20, 2024 at 2:03 AM
So we joked around for a year about our old house having ghosts cause the lights flicker all the time. Called the power company to check it out today. Turns out the “ghosts” were actually a pretty serious fire hazard. Spooky.
This is approaching “Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed” levels of virality
July 26, 2024 at 4:38 AM
This is approaching “Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed” levels of virality
Out: don’t tread on me snake
In: steptile
In: steptile
July 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Out: don’t tread on me snake
In: steptile
In: steptile
Third year in a row, it’s officially a tradition: Reading @drewmagary.bsky.social ‘s Hater’s Guide aloud to my wife on Christmas Eve while she wraps presents at the last possible moment.
December 25, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Third year in a row, it’s officially a tradition: Reading @drewmagary.bsky.social ‘s Hater’s Guide aloud to my wife on Christmas Eve while she wraps presents at the last possible moment.