Hit Mongoose
@hitmongoose.bsky.social
Professional procrastinator
Mac was the best character in the game, I'll fight anyone in the street if they think otherwise.
June 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Mac was the best character in the game, I'll fight anyone in the street if they think otherwise.
Sports is a business and the Leafs are still the most valuable franchise in the NHL. Until that changes the Leafs have absolutely ZERO reason to correct course.
Fans... please stop spending money on the Leafs, This is insanity.
Fans... please stop spending money on the Leafs, This is insanity.
May 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sports is a business and the Leafs are still the most valuable franchise in the NHL. Until that changes the Leafs have absolutely ZERO reason to correct course.
Fans... please stop spending money on the Leafs, This is insanity.
Fans... please stop spending money on the Leafs, This is insanity.
His legacy will be similar to Jack Kearns and Don King. He's also a little bitch who beats his wife.
February 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
His legacy will be similar to Jack Kearns and Don King. He's also a little bitch who beats his wife.
Man fuck all that AI nonsense, bin all that crap.
Have movies like WALL-E, Terminator, and 2001: A Space Odyssey taught people nothing?
Have movies like WALL-E, Terminator, and 2001: A Space Odyssey taught people nothing?
January 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Man fuck all that AI nonsense, bin all that crap.
Have movies like WALL-E, Terminator, and 2001: A Space Odyssey taught people nothing?
Have movies like WALL-E, Terminator, and 2001: A Space Odyssey taught people nothing?
The ethical tank continues.
a row of tanks are driving down a dirt road in a field .
ALT: a row of tanks are driving down a dirt road in a field .
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January 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The ethical tank continues.
I lost all respect for this dude when he insulted my Toronto Raptors because they weren't American. How convenient he forgets that the first NBA game was played in Toronto. That was also the first Knicks game, isn't that his team?
Basketball was invented by a Canadian too. What a complete jackass.
Basketball was invented by a Canadian too. What a complete jackass.
January 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I lost all respect for this dude when he insulted my Toronto Raptors because they weren't American. How convenient he forgets that the first NBA game was played in Toronto. That was also the first Knicks game, isn't that his team?
Basketball was invented by a Canadian too. What a complete jackass.
Basketball was invented by a Canadian too. What a complete jackass.
Apparently the legendary Tuskegee Airmen are to woke now, go figure.
January 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Apparently the legendary Tuskegee Airmen are to woke now, go figure.
Incorrect.
He's going to be instituting the reverse Yankees policy where players aren't allowed to shave or cut their hair.
He's going to be instituting the reverse Yankees policy where players aren't allowed to shave or cut their hair.
January 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Incorrect.
He's going to be instituting the reverse Yankees policy where players aren't allowed to shave or cut their hair.
He's going to be instituting the reverse Yankees policy where players aren't allowed to shave or cut their hair.
Looks interesting, reminds me of Indoor Kickball.
January 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Looks interesting, reminds me of Indoor Kickball.
How about a pirate video game that's about pirating video games?
You can't buy it either, you have to pirate it.
You can't buy it either, you have to pirate it.
January 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How about a pirate video game that's about pirating video games?
You can't buy it either, you have to pirate it.
You can't buy it either, you have to pirate it.
Props to Edey for trying to get up there but man did he get boom'd on.
January 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Props to Edey for trying to get up there but man did he get boom'd on.
Stardew Valley has ascended to the status of a legendary game, it's a true modern classic.
Looking forward to Haunted Chocolatier.
Looking forward to Haunted Chocolatier.
January 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Stardew Valley has ascended to the status of a legendary game, it's a true modern classic.
Looking forward to Haunted Chocolatier.
Looking forward to Haunted Chocolatier.
Oh no. The guilt of potentially murdering a digital anthropomorphic frog is far to much for me to bare.
Then again I'm probably obscenely rich from all the old stuff I had and would make me feel better. At least in a messed up Ebenezer Scrooge sort of way. Just don't want them ghosts showing up.
Then again I'm probably obscenely rich from all the old stuff I had and would make me feel better. At least in a messed up Ebenezer Scrooge sort of way. Just don't want them ghosts showing up.
November 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Oh no. The guilt of potentially murdering a digital anthropomorphic frog is far to much for me to bare.
Then again I'm probably obscenely rich from all the old stuff I had and would make me feel better. At least in a messed up Ebenezer Scrooge sort of way. Just don't want them ghosts showing up.
Then again I'm probably obscenely rich from all the old stuff I had and would make me feel better. At least in a messed up Ebenezer Scrooge sort of way. Just don't want them ghosts showing up.
I don't know who he is exactly but I'm genuinely concerned for that young boy's health.
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I don't know who he is exactly but I'm genuinely concerned for that young boy's health.
Fuck man Neopets; been a while since I heard that one. My Neopets are probably dead. 😢⚰️🙏
November 23, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Fuck man Neopets; been a while since I heard that one. My Neopets are probably dead. 😢⚰️🙏
Some would say this is the best use of this app there is, the best use of this app there was, the best use there ever will be.
Gotta admire how excellent I executed that joke.
Gotta admire how excellent I executed that joke.
November 23, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Some would say this is the best use of this app there is, the best use of this app there was, the best use there ever will be.
Gotta admire how excellent I executed that joke.
Gotta admire how excellent I executed that joke.