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Hitman Shades
@hitmanshades.bsky.social
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Live reactions and silly thoughts about pro wrestling. he/him. canadian. certified sicko™️ for these lil guys 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️

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hitmanshades.bsky.social
66.667% of the first and only TRUE internet wrestling community agree on one thing.

(That the bsky user base are the type of folks that happily attend aew events) 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
Cropped skyline screenshot with one somewhat neutrally excited post about the PAC x Darby match announcement sandwiched between two posts that are definitely *not* wishing harm upon Darby Allin at the ppv
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
hitmanshades.bsky.social
It’s Saturday night, and you know what that means:

a) it’s alright for fighting, as per the 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ sickos

b) we are the first and only TRUE internet wrestling community
Skyline screenshot of Wrestlesky citizens pointing out Problematic Okada behaviour re Fletch and Takeshita Skyline screenshot of more Wrestlesky citizens pointing out Problematic Okada behaviour re Fletch and Takeshita Skyline screenshot of even more Wrestlesky citizens pointing out Problematic Okada behaviour re Fletch and Takeshita
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Not a show night, but I make the rules for these ones, too:

Wrestlesky (original) is the first — and only — TRUE internet wrestling community 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
A couple of our peers pointing out that libertarians are mostly known for being the creepy uncle of their respective families
October 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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🤼‍♀️
A man leaning over and whispering into the ear of former president and lifelong piece of shit George W bush. Bush’s eyes are wide, either in shock or because he’s denser than a ball of lead, or both?
October 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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🚨 HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN

TOOOOOOOMBSTONE PIIIILEDRIVERRRRR 🤼‍♂️
PAC holding Orange Cassidy for a tombstone piledriver on the entrance ramp at aew dynamite toronto 2022
October 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Hahahah
Two near simultaneous posts from the skyline hoping for PAC to fight TAIGASTYLE Lee Moriarty under pure rules
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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OC’s first International Championship win, 2022
Pac holding Orange Cassidy upside down for a tombstone piledriver on the entrance ramp at dynamite toronto 2022. Bryce remsburg is ineffectively begging the two to return to the ring
October 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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September 30 / October 1
🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
Konosuke Takeshita in bright coloured trunks, hair up in a man bun, ready to start an AEW match Konosuke Takeshita in full entrance gear; black trunks, black leather coat, with a black and red demon mask over his face
October 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Skye blue here for her man, just like the rest of us 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
Skye fucking Blue
September 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I think I zoomed or panned at a weird spot but 🤼‍♀️
September 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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👀🤼‍♂️
Hobbs out here for the hometown boys
September 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ FOLKS, I’m sitting at ground zero for the usual batshit off-the-stage spot (unless they go opposite side with it tonight)
A direct view of the left side of the entrance ramp/stage for AEW All Out My view of the ring for AEW All Out
September 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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🚨The final haul — or perhaps, the full gear — for Hitman Shades Presents: Operation: All 🇨🇦 Out has arrived!

🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
A “Chin. Tits. Shoe.” tshirt and a Julia hart tshirt are spread out on my couch A “WHOSE HOUSE?” tshirt (on which the whose house logo is fully aflame), a Bryan Danielson American Dragon tshirt, and a “Texas Death Match” tshirt (on which a cowboy skeleton rides a horse skeleton, carrying barb wire kind of like a lasso) are spread out on my couch
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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One mysterious save… I really really am not traveling to the united states now, that’s for gd sure
Partial screenshot of a recent skeet of mine, showing that it was saved by one user. The skeet in question was posted slightly before 4pm on September 10, 2025 and did not include the name of any person or persons who had been recently in the news at that time
September 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Another reminder that this is the first and only true internet wrestling community 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
A full screen’s worth of Wrestlesky citizens losing their minds that Dalton castle is returning to aew, and aligning with the Outrunners Another full screen’s worth of Wrestlesky citizens losing their minds that Dalton castle is returning to aew, and aligning with the Outrunners Yet another full screen’s worth of Wrestlesky citizens losing their minds that Dalton castle is returning to aew, and aligning with the Outrunners
September 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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THE AMERICANS ARE AT IT AGAIN
September 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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“I better gear up for All 🇨🇦 Out” has very quickly turned into “where is my adult supervision??”

🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
A partial screenshot from shop aew, with the little shopping bag icon that links to the items in your cart showing I have chosen eleven items this morning. I am going to need to be a little more choosy before hitting that checkout button
August 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
hitmanshades.bsky.social
The first

And onlyyyyyyyyy

Truuuuue

Internet wrestling 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ community

Now with dinosaurs!
All of the skyline hooting, hollering, howling in celebration of the aew return of Luchasaurus Even more of the skyline hooting, hollering, howling in celebration of the aew return of Luchasaurus
August 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The first and only true internet wrestling community (harleygrammers. I’m talking about harleygrammers.) 🤼‍♀️
Several Wrestlesky citizens skeeting various versions of Harley Cameron’s catchphrase, “Feel the wrath!”
August 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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FULLER?!?
Fuller from home alone
August 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Skye Blue (colourized) 🤼‍♀️
Madelyne Pryor, from The X-Men. She is wearing high high high high black leather boots and a very provocative black leather ensemble. She sits on a throne, woman spreading her legs. Skulls are on the floor at her feet. Goblins surround her in the background. It’s A Whole Thing™️.
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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It’s been a while, but here is your periodic reminder that Wrestlesky is the first, and only, truuuuuue internet wrestling community 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
Several Wrestlesky citizens celebrating the bang bang gang bringing down cardboard standees of their injured brethren to ringside ahead of their match with ftr Several more Wrestlesky citizens also celebrating the bang bang gang bringing down cardboard standees of their injured brethren to ringside ahead of their match with ftr Good gods, it’s EVEN MORE Wrestlesky citizens celebrating the bang bang gang bringing down cardboard standees of their injured brethren to ringside ahead of their match with ftr. We love our cardboard standees
August 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Me and the boys heard you was talking shit
The Hart Foundation (1997). From left: Davey Boy Smith, Owen Hart, Bret Hart, Jim Neidhart All four men are wearing black leather jackets over their respective signature wrestling attire, with Owen and Bret each holding a championship belt over their right shoulder.
July 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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What I mean when I post the exact time (ET) and say that you know what that means 🤼‍♀️
Host Sam Reich of the Dropout show, Game Changer. He is wearing one of his signature pinstripes suits, standing behind a colourful podium on the Game Changer set. The closed captioning reads “Would you settle for a muscular queer woman?”
July 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I need to save this for future use

(sorry for the interruption)
A very closely cropped screenshot of porksweats’ comment above, where you can only read two pairs of words: jack perry on fire
June 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM