Jake
hithisisjake.bsky.social
Jake
@hithisisjake.bsky.social
The renovations will be great for resale value
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
October 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They can and they will clutch their pearls
September 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I get it, man. We’ve all been there and besides, Palantir isn’t that bad anyway.
September 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me explaining communism
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Lmao, like you can just stop being Palestinian
September 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Such a shame he deleted it. We could’ve tracked his cycle
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’ve been thinking a lot about the most charitable way I can describe who he really was to people who only saw him as the new Billy Joel. I seriously think that the kindest thing I can say about him without being dishonest is that he was very unintelligent and impressionable.
September 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Thanks for showing your dome around the same time I noticed how thin my hair was getting in the back
September 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Had to double check the MLA style guide, but that is proper grammar
September 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
What’s its horsepower?
September 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Charlie would’ve hated being compared to MLK
September 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Aspiring war criminal
September 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And legislation in that field has to be vague. Software constantly innovates and healthcare is dynamic and complex. Setting specific standards is a failing strategy because we have a general goal, not a specific target. I agree that SKG should start vague!
September 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I used to write software for sharing electronic health records between organizations. It was common for vague legislation to cause confusion and extra work, but it was much more common for outdated or nonexistent legislation to lead to bad health outcomes for patients and burnout for provides.
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You’ll still be checking your work email, right? Something “important” could come up.
August 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Always feel validating when I see threads calling out hateful posts and I can’t see the post in question because I had already blocked them.
July 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Devastating news for podcasters
July 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Can’t believe I’m considering paying for extra homework
July 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Breaking: DOJ Reveals Powell on Epstein List
July 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Breaking: DOJ Reveals Jerome Powell on Epstein List
July 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“That list our names are on does not exist”

So awkwardly on-the-nose. I’m sure the Babylon Bee is on Bluesky, so my recommendation is to try something like “Epstein kept no paper trail with our travel history to the island”.
July 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I wonder how much money we wasted by going after him (and many others) in the first place
July 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM