Dickbot the Blender Guy
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How I look at the fourties’ at the grocery store knowing I still have work for another couple hours
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glad I don't go to Utah Valley University anymore
September 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
glad I don't go to Utah Valley University anymore
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kirk was shot by a righty trying to instigate more violence.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kirk was somehow in on it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they spun some poor innocent queer person’s tweets to show them as “guilty”
I just wouldn’t be surprised if
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kirk was somehow in on it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they spun some poor innocent queer person’s tweets to show them as “guilty”
I just wouldn’t be surprised if
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kirk was shot by a righty trying to instigate more violence.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kirk was somehow in on it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they spun some poor innocent queer person’s tweets to show them as “guilty”
I just wouldn’t be surprised if
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kirk was somehow in on it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they spun some poor innocent queer person’s tweets to show them as “guilty”
I just wouldn’t be surprised if
Itchin my dandruff onto the guy behind me’s phone
August 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Itchin my dandruff onto the guy behind me’s phone
Had a dream where Dave Ramsey threatened to sue people if they disagreed with him on his show
July 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Had a dream where Dave Ramsey threatened to sue people if they disagreed with him on his show
This is Dubai Chocolate???? It look like dookie juice
July 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is Dubai Chocolate???? It look like dookie juice
How I look at the fourties’ at the grocery store knowing I still have work for another couple hours
July 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How I look at the fourties’ at the grocery store knowing I still have work for another couple hours
Has anyone given an orangutan headphones and unlimited access to music? I wanna see what they’d listen to.
July 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Has anyone given an orangutan headphones and unlimited access to music? I wanna see what they’d listen to.
Feelin a little more unemployed rn than I wanna feel
June 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Feelin a little more unemployed rn than I wanna feel
Silly roommate thinks century eggs are made in old dirty water on the stove
May 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Silly roommate thinks century eggs are made in old dirty water on the stove
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Thanks to the man on the quiet car who let me sit by him. If I didn’t make this train I don’t know what I would have done.
April 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thanks to the man on the quiet car who let me sit by him. If I didn’t make this train I don’t know what I would have done.
Things they hang from ceilings in museums:
1. Airplanes
2. Whales
1. Airplanes
2. Whales
April 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Things they hang from ceilings in museums:
1. Airplanes
2. Whales
1. Airplanes
2. Whales
Telling someone that they should be able to get over their problems because you had worse problems and you got over them is still a victim complex. It’s not always about complaining or whatever.
March 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Telling someone that they should be able to get over their problems because you had worse problems and you got over them is still a victim complex. It’s not always about complaining or whatever.
Balled too hard my game crashed
March 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Balled too hard my game crashed
I feel like movies would feel better to watch if their genres were like Music or Art where it’s based more on a movement or context rather than an expected feeling. Folk or Postmodernist as terms do not set up an expectation to feel something.
February 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I feel like movies would feel better to watch if their genres were like Music or Art where it’s based more on a movement or context rather than an expected feeling. Folk or Postmodernist as terms do not set up an expectation to feel something.
Don’t move in with your friends if they’re good at arguing. You’ll want that energy until they use it against you. Trust
February 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Don’t move in with your friends if they’re good at arguing. You’ll want that energy until they use it against you. Trust
What if they introduce Silver in Sonic 5 but he is played by John C. Riley?
January 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What if they introduce Silver in Sonic 5 but he is played by John C. Riley?
Do not make a joke you cannot handle being treated as sincere. If you’re not willing to apologize— regardless of intention— you are not ready to tell that joke.
December 25, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Do not make a joke you cannot handle being treated as sincere. If you’re not willing to apologize— regardless of intention— you are not ready to tell that joke.
They done gone made me buy the McDonalds app
December 12, 2024 at 11:03 PM
They done gone made me buy the McDonalds app
New Kendrick is good but I can think of like 50 other albums I like better
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
New Kendrick is good but I can think of like 50 other albums I like better
Toaster that says “this machine kills fascists”
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Toaster that says “this machine kills fascists”
Been so long since I’ve made a tweet-style post that I’ve lost my sauce.
November 23, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Been so long since I’ve made a tweet-style post that I’ve lost my sauce.