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Wazley
@hitbycars.bsky.social
seattle skank
I always forget this platform, the most boring of the social media platforms, exists.

No conservatives to bully is boring.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Waxing my asshole in the Panera Bread bathroom yet again. They know why. They know what they did to deserve this.
June 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
36 minutes of making out would fix me
June 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The key to success is nepotism and being really good looking.
June 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Seattle can have a little fog on Lake Union, as a treat
March 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I just come on this app to insult it's existence before going back to Threads.
March 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I know why I hate this platform: it's just libs. No conservatives to argue with, no leftists to support, just libs that think they're the bestest, nicests, most moralest group of turds ever.
March 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wish it was that Chinese Elon Musk running the country
March 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sometimes I'm like "I could make a hinge account again..." and then I snap out of it and just smoke more weed
March 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Remember grinding back in the day, like someone just breaking it off? God I miss that shit
March 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
ust had some loser try to mansplain anthropology to me like I am not lookin at my degree on the wall rn (I'm not, I'm at work rn but was home at the time his dumb ass first went off)
March 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fellow Seattle residents: fight club?
March 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
God this app is boring and ass, everyone on it gives yas queen liberal vibes, where's my socialists filled with righteous fury?

This app whole ass feels like a collection of people who think you can vote fascism away.
March 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This app is boring and ass, are yall on threads at least?
March 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dressed in my traditional ethnic Seattlite attire of a red flannel today to honor the grunge bands that have come before
March 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Every time I find a post shitting on Bellevue, Washington my faith in humanity is restored and my soul finds soothing balm sharing the gospels of Fuck Bellevue with my spiritual kin.
March 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I guess I was just hoping that the Disney Adults and Harry Potter Adults would have gone to war and wiped each other out by now.
March 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My grandpa spoke fluent Polish and so was sent to the western front when the US joined WWII and literally killed nazis, he showed me his "spoils of war" as a kid that he got from their corpses.
If y'all wanna be nazis, I'mma just do what runs in my family
March 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever had the cold, refreshing taste of Barq's root beer?
March 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Someone needs to end Elon's ability to maintain homeostasis
March 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yeah I'm TRANS:
Trynna
Ruin
America's
National
Security
March 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I see why women hate random dick pics (not that I didn't see why before) because when I search Seattle on here, 10% of the content is uncensored gay dudes with their dongs out.
March 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
People on the east coast be 40 something and talking about the college they went to like anyone gives a fuck
March 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh FUCK YOU Seattle Mariners. You KNEW that if you did a One Piece promotion night I'd go and it fucking worked. Fuck y'all
March 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Life is hard out here for an ancient wizard diva
March 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM