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📍PHX | Illustrations: linearity.io | Mockups: placeit.net
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From Oct 1‑Dec 31, every sales proceed goes straight to this quarter’s charity—Doctors Without Borders. A new charity is picked every three months!

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November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Can I pet your dog? #dog

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November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Like an old man sending back soup at a deli. #marinebiology #costanza #kramer

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November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 43% full.
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
All TV remotes should be made hazard orange color.
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Dunning Kruger.

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November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You are here.

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November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
MRI REPORT: No wokeness detected on full sequence review. Whole body displays pronounced self identified patriot patterning. Neural structures show unusually efficient organization consistent with a very high IQ profile. No pathological findings. Total impression: normal.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
#marinebiology #climagechange #golfing

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November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I left the last space intentionally blank to provoke the thought “what comes next?”

But the empty space looks….odd and asymmetrical.

Anyone have any better ideas of what to put there? A 👽 emoji? A 🐸?
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
#shit

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November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
🤦🏻

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November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I use this line frequently at work—Never works.

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November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Now let’s make it law.

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November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Ah yes… There’s that familiar feeling of anger and sadness.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Covfefe. Above all else.

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November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trump Headshot—Look at his range!

Sleepy Construction Worker
Tired Police Officer
Drowsy Psychiatrist
Dozy Sailor
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Did anyone follow up on the dogs and cats?!

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November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM