Chris Schloemer
@histnerd.bsky.social
San Antonio. History nerd. Adjunct history teacher--survey Am Hist and World Civ. The ultimate generalist--I can't focus on any one thing.
Cincinnati Reds, Bengals, and Ohio State sports follower.
Love dad (bad) jokes and puns.
Cincinnati Reds, Bengals, and Ohio State sports follower.
Love dad (bad) jokes and puns.
Be kind out there.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Be kind out there.
Good morning! What did the leftover turkey say?
Make me a sandwich!
Make me a sandwich!
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Good morning! What did the leftover turkey say?
Make me a sandwich!
Make me a sandwich!
Dad joke of the day:
What was the name of the knight who showed up unexpectedly on the battlefield?
Sur prise.
Happy Tuesday! (I think, it's hard to keep track while furloughed)
What was the name of the knight who showed up unexpectedly on the battlefield?
Sur prise.
Happy Tuesday! (I think, it's hard to keep track while furloughed)
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Dad joke of the day:
What was the name of the knight who showed up unexpectedly on the battlefield?
Sur prise.
Happy Tuesday! (I think, it's hard to keep track while furloughed)
What was the name of the knight who showed up unexpectedly on the battlefield?
Sur prise.
Happy Tuesday! (I think, it's hard to keep track while furloughed)
Dad joke of the day:
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun.
Happy Hump Day!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun.
Happy Hump Day!
gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums
Alt: gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun.
Happy Hump Day!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun.
Happy Hump Day!
Dad joke of the day:
How did the leaf collector make a fortune?
Not sure--he just raked it in!
Happy Fri-yay!
How did the leaf collector make a fortune?
Not sure--he just raked it in!
Happy Fri-yay!
a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Dad joke of the day:
How did the leaf collector make a fortune?
Not sure--he just raked it in!
Happy Fri-yay!
How did the leaf collector make a fortune?
Not sure--he just raked it in!
Happy Fri-yay!
Dad joke of the day:
Why don't ambassadors get sick?
Diplomatic immunity.
Happy Hump Day!
Why don't ambassadors get sick?
Diplomatic immunity.
Happy Hump Day!
a cartoon of a green monster playing drums with the words ba dum tss above it
Alt: a cartoon of a green monster playing drums with the words ba dum tss above it
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Why don't ambassadors get sick?
Diplomatic immunity.
Happy Hump Day!
Why don't ambassadors get sick?
Diplomatic immunity.
Happy Hump Day!
Dad joke of the day:
Why did the man quit his job as a lawyer and become a dog breeder?
He preferred boxers over briefs.
Happy Tuesday!
Why did the man quit his job as a lawyer and become a dog breeder?
He preferred boxers over briefs.
Happy Tuesday!
gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums
Alt: gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Why did the man quit his job as a lawyer and become a dog breeder?
He preferred boxers over briefs.
Happy Tuesday!
Why did the man quit his job as a lawyer and become a dog breeder?
He preferred boxers over briefs.
Happy Tuesday!
This is cold, but funny and helped my Bengals.
September 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is cold, but funny and helped my Bengals.
Dad joke of the day:
What business did the knight of the round table open when he moved to Egypt?
A camel-lot
Happy Monday!
What business did the knight of the round table open when he moved to Egypt?
A camel-lot
Happy Monday!
a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
Alt: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dad joke of the day:
What business did the knight of the round table open when he moved to Egypt?
A camel-lot
Happy Monday!
What business did the knight of the round table open when he moved to Egypt?
A camel-lot
Happy Monday!
Dad joke of the day:
Good morning! Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
It's okay--he's totally recovered now.
Happy Hump Day!
Good morning! Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
It's okay--he's totally recovered now.
Happy Hump Day!
a picture of a camel with the words guess what day written above it
ALT: a picture of a camel with the words guess what day written above it
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Good morning! Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
It's okay--he's totally recovered now.
Happy Hump Day!
Good morning! Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
It's okay--he's totally recovered now.
Happy Hump Day!
Dad joke of the day:
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Happy Tuesday, feels like a Monday!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Happy Tuesday, feels like a Monday!
gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums
Alt: gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums
media.tenor.com
September 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dad joke of the day:
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Happy Tuesday, feels like a Monday!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Happy Tuesday, feels like a Monday!
Dad joke of the day:
How does a flamenco dancer catch so many fish?
She castanets.
Happy Thursday folks!
How does a flamenco dancer catch so many fish?
She castanets.
Happy Thursday folks!
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
Alt: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Dad joke of the day:
How does a flamenco dancer catch so many fish?
She castanets.
Happy Thursday folks!
How does a flamenco dancer catch so many fish?
She castanets.
Happy Thursday folks!
Yesterday was my first day of class this semester. Here's a first day Pic. 6th year teaching at Northeast Lakeview College. I teach totally online, so I wear what I want. Lol
August 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yesterday was my first day of class this semester. Here's a first day Pic. 6th year teaching at Northeast Lakeview College. I teach totally online, so I wear what I want. Lol
Dad joke of the day:
Did you hear about the man who had all of his lamps stolen?
He was de-lighted.
Happy Tuesday!
Did you hear about the man who had all of his lamps stolen?
He was de-lighted.
Happy Tuesday!
gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums
ALT: gary from spongebob squarepants is playing drums
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Did you hear about the man who had all of his lamps stolen?
He was de-lighted.
Happy Tuesday!
Did you hear about the man who had all of his lamps stolen?
He was de-lighted.
Happy Tuesday!
Dad joke of the day:
Good morning! When does a bed grow longer?
When you put feet in it.
Happy Monday!
Good morning! When does a bed grow longer?
When you put feet in it.
Happy Monday!
a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
Alt: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Good morning! When does a bed grow longer?
When you put feet in it.
Happy Monday!
Good morning! When does a bed grow longer?
When you put feet in it.
Happy Monday!
Not watching or checking scores today. If the Reds win, you can thank me later.
August 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Not watching or checking scores today. If the Reds win, you can thank me later.
Why do i ever watch the Reds play the Brewers?
a blurry picture of a person 's back with their hands on the wall
ALT: a blurry picture of a person 's back with their hands on the wall
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why do i ever watch the Reds play the Brewers?
Dad joke of the day:
Why shouldn't you bring a nail to the bar?
It'll probably just get hammered.
Happy Fri-yay!
Why shouldn't you bring a nail to the bar?
It'll probably just get hammered.
Happy Fri-yay!
a man in a suit and tie is playing drums in a warehouse in front of boxes .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is playing drums in a warehouse in front of boxes .
media.tenor.com
August 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Why shouldn't you bring a nail to the bar?
It'll probably just get hammered.
Happy Fri-yay!
Why shouldn't you bring a nail to the bar?
It'll probably just get hammered.
Happy Fri-yay!