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Pinned
Boy, sure is swell not being able to hear anything for four days, so far.
This is why I always go out of my way to avoid disease carrying gremlins (children), unless absolutely necessary. 😭😖
This is why I always go out of my way to avoid disease carrying gremlins (children), unless absolutely necessary. 😭😖
a cartoon of a police officer driving a car
ALT: a cartoon of a police officer driving a car
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December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Boy, sure is swell not being able to hear anything for four days, so far.
This is why I always go out of my way to avoid disease carrying gremlins (children), unless absolutely necessary. 😭😖
This is why I always go out of my way to avoid disease carrying gremlins (children), unless absolutely necessary. 😭😖
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
I’ll be home alone with my chihuahua because my family is a joke.
I’m also the only Democrat of the bunch, so that should give you enough of a hint. 😒😆
I’ll be home alone with my chihuahua because my family is a joke.
I’m also the only Democrat of the bunch, so that should give you enough of a hint. 😒😆
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
I’ll be home alone with my chihuahua because my family is a joke.
I’m also the only Democrat of the bunch, so that should give you enough of a hint. 😒😆
I’ll be home alone with my chihuahua because my family is a joke.
I’m also the only Democrat of the bunch, so that should give you enough of a hint. 😒😆
MRI time once again. Lorazepam, take me away~ 😄
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
MRI time once again. Lorazepam, take me away~ 😄
🙄 Democrats once again:
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
🙄 Democrats once again:
Happy Halloween! 🎃
a cartoon of a boy and a girl sitting under a tree with the words `` my favorite time of year ''
Alt: a cartoon of a boy and a girl sitting under a tree with the words `` my favorite time of year ''
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October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Update: I’m rich! 🤑 Orrrr not. 😂
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Update: I’m rich! 🤑 Orrrr not. 😂
Productive afternoon
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Productive afternoon
If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon. (wrong answers only)
October 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon. (wrong answers only)
The Blight are still carrying-on about Kirkroach?
Can Lard Lad‘s arteries finally give up so they have something new to cry about, already? 🙄
Can Lard Lad‘s arteries finally give up so they have something new to cry about, already? 🙄
September 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The Blight are still carrying-on about Kirkroach?
Can Lard Lad‘s arteries finally give up so they have something new to cry about, already? 🙄
Can Lard Lad‘s arteries finally give up so they have something new to cry about, already? 🙄
Teeheehee~ Now to wait for my minuscule payment of 10 cents. Maybe a dollar or five if I get really lucky. 😂
September 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Teeheehee~ Now to wait for my minuscule payment of 10 cents. Maybe a dollar or five if I get really lucky. 😂
Apparently, to a baby yak, anything with legs should have udders between them. If not, you get a headbutt to the butt. Yesterday I got to experience both. One between my legs, looking, and the other bumping my butt. Thankfully no horns. 😆
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Apparently, to a baby yak, anything with legs should have udders between them. If not, you get a headbutt to the butt. Yesterday I got to experience both. One between my legs, looking, and the other bumping my butt. Thankfully no horns. 😆
Went into Marshalls and had to basically physically restrain myself from walking out of there with hundreds of dollars worth of Halloween goodies.
Instead I left with 2 books for around $23. 😭
Instead I left with 2 books for around $23. 😭
August 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Went into Marshalls and had to basically physically restrain myself from walking out of there with hundreds of dollars worth of Halloween goodies.
Instead I left with 2 books for around $23. 😭
Instead I left with 2 books for around $23. 😭
Lord I could listen to a man with a British accent all day long.
Side Note: I’m aware that there isn't just one British accent and no, I do not find all versions/accents appealing. 😆
Side Note: I’m aware that there isn't just one British accent and no, I do not find all versions/accents appealing. 😆
a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .
Alt: a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .
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August 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Lord I could listen to a man with a British accent all day long.
Side Note: I’m aware that there isn't just one British accent and no, I do not find all versions/accents appealing. 😆
Side Note: I’m aware that there isn't just one British accent and no, I do not find all versions/accents appealing. 😆
I am a grown adult, who does not need a stuffed cat. Despite the fact that it’s covered in ghosts. I am a grown adu- NEED!
August 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I am a grown adult, who does not need a stuffed cat. Despite the fact that it’s covered in ghosts. I am a grown adu- NEED!
Success! Got my Monster High Sweet Screams Twyla. Would have gotten 2, but couldn’t justify $160 + tax and shipping. 😭
Crossing my fingers I get a good quality one. 😁
Crossing my fingers I get a good quality one. 😁
July 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Success! Got my Monster High Sweet Screams Twyla. Would have gotten 2, but couldn’t justify $160 + tax and shipping. 😭
Crossing my fingers I get a good quality one. 😁
Crossing my fingers I get a good quality one. 😁
I need these stores to stop with the current Halloween bombardment. My wallet can’t take it. 😭💸🪦
June 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I need these stores to stop with the current Halloween bombardment. My wallet can’t take it. 😭💸🪦
Anyone going to SDCC want to snatch me a Monster High Twyla?
I’ll toss in my soul, if you ship it as safely and carefully as if you were shipping an infant.
I’ll toss in my soul, if you ship it as safely and carefully as if you were shipping an infant.
June 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Anyone going to SDCC want to snatch me a Monster High Twyla?
I’ll toss in my soul, if you ship it as safely and carefully as if you were shipping an infant.
I’ll toss in my soul, if you ship it as safely and carefully as if you were shipping an infant.
Here’s hoping they take each other out. 😈
June 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Here’s hoping they take each other out. 😈
Currently doing a Buffy rewatch.
a poster for mutant enemy grrr aight
Alt: a poster for mutant enemy. grr argh!
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May 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Currently doing a Buffy rewatch.
Pope Homer is the only pope I acknowledge.
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pope Homer is the only pope I acknowledge.
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.
April 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.
Congrats to Canada for making the effort!
Meanwhile, I got my Democratic Primary Ballot yesterday, and this was the back. Not a single candidate to be seen. 😒
Tried searching for write-ins and found nothing.
Oh, and the front of the ballot wasn’t that much better.
Like, COME ON!
Meanwhile, I got my Democratic Primary Ballot yesterday, and this was the back. Not a single candidate to be seen. 😒
Tried searching for write-ins and found nothing.
Oh, and the front of the ballot wasn’t that much better.
Like, COME ON!
April 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Congrats to Canada for making the effort!
Meanwhile, I got my Democratic Primary Ballot yesterday, and this was the back. Not a single candidate to be seen. 😒
Tried searching for write-ins and found nothing.
Oh, and the front of the ballot wasn’t that much better.
Like, COME ON!
Meanwhile, I got my Democratic Primary Ballot yesterday, and this was the back. Not a single candidate to be seen. 😒
Tried searching for write-ins and found nothing.
Oh, and the front of the ballot wasn’t that much better.
Like, COME ON!
Hmm… Seems like appropriate viewing material for the time.
April 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hmm… Seems like appropriate viewing material for the time.
Beyond done with the Discover tab.
This week has been the worst since coming here.
Continuous bare asses, dicks, massive male nipples, and men in diapers, have finally pushed my limits.
Tag/mark your shit properly or from now on, I’m reporting. Take that shit to OF. This isn’t a fetish/porn site.
This week has been the worst since coming here.
Continuous bare asses, dicks, massive male nipples, and men in diapers, have finally pushed my limits.
Tag/mark your shit properly or from now on, I’m reporting. Take that shit to OF. This isn’t a fetish/porn site.
April 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Beyond done with the Discover tab.
This week has been the worst since coming here.
Continuous bare asses, dicks, massive male nipples, and men in diapers, have finally pushed my limits.
Tag/mark your shit properly or from now on, I’m reporting. Take that shit to OF. This isn’t a fetish/porn site.
This week has been the worst since coming here.
Continuous bare asses, dicks, massive male nipples, and men in diapers, have finally pushed my limits.
Tag/mark your shit properly or from now on, I’m reporting. Take that shit to OF. This isn’t a fetish/porn site.