Lukewarm take: I am a big fan of companies leaving a recipe on their food products. At least there is one recipe within reach that didn’t require sifting through a blog first

One of the weirdly difficult parts of parenting is not laughing at your child who is simultaneously crying and playing the butt trumpet all around the room 🎺💨

Imagine the sheer volume of food needed for this thing

Gandalf in Hobbiton is widely accepted by party go-ers and bartenders, but mostly shunned by suburban conservative types… is..is Gandalf the tamale guy?