silverwing
hisgardi.bsky.social
silverwing
@hisgardi.bsky.social
.....flat bodied dragon woman whose muscles seem to inflate out as they flex and thd scales ripple and let their definition show through
September 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Step 1 in my new perfect society: fuck poor people
Step 2: invent cocaine 2.0
Step 3: revel in my new utopia
September 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
*puts most dangerous and beloved general in the world on an island to make him go away and to stop having an army*
*he gets off the island*
*instantly gets a new army*
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Her best male friend is now trans and they get to be lesbians
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
September 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This was also done during like a john the 12th current pope situation where everyone hated the current pope so much they just shrugged when the undead pope demanded ti be put back in power
Sure why not
Can't be worse
August 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"DAMN THERES A PS4 IN THIS POCKET"
August 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"What if instead of bridges trains did sick jumps off ramps"
August 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Agh I didn't see live action sorry
August 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Its still deeply funny to me one of the most popular conspiracy aliens is just "Swedish people"
August 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The true trans goals
Forgo ancient draconian body
Embrace funny gremlin energy
August 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Mlp rules where goblins have their diet be 90% sugar to help with their high energy needs
Like hummingbirds
All the serious businessmen nod at each other after seeing the gummyworms pour out "now there's a gobbo treating this job seriously"
August 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Goblins don't understand what braces are but find them deeply sexy. A goblins natural attraction to and eagerness for shiny objects and body decoration makes them see braces as "sexy smile tooth earring"
August 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So I feel like I have now improved and/or ruined your life with all this new information :D
July 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I honestly wasn't sure if sleek assassin to all ass stupid goblin who worships protag coded characters or forced nerd tf would appeal to you more xD
July 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He would never do a crime uwu
And if he did we would forgive him instantly
And carve dicks into those who would dare accuse him of it
....and then go to the baxxid maid Cafe to celebrate his lack of crime
July 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Don't worry more gob soon, thats the latest page and it came out like two weeks ago x3
July 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
July 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM