"Dear Google Customer, thank you for requesting assistance. I am an AI Customer Service agent, and I've been assigned your support request. Unfortunately, under Asimov's 3rd law, I am unable to terminate Gemini for you. Have a wonderful day"

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

Reminds me of Walkaway by Doctorow, strong parallels: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walkawa...

Sorry I missed you at the Tyk booth yesterday, glad to connect with you here!