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Vibing through the collapse he/him
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November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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RETVRN
An ad for Orbitz drinks. Shows 4 clear drink bottles with orbitz logo (circle with dots orbiting) with globes suspended in the liquid. Sort of like boba if I had to guess.
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Book cover of Did I Just Argue with a Joke? by Ayn Rand. Part of a bluesky educational series
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Steven universe saying damn
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Crop of above image showing what appears to be a pee spot on the masked goon’s pants
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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That torment nexus tweet was truly a prophecy
Still from They Live. Black and white image showing advertisements above a bustling city intersection saying things like: CONSUME, OBEY, YIELD, STAY ASLEEP, BUY, WATCH TELEVISION, REPRODUCE, WORK
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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“Yall seeing this shit?”
Crop of quote tweeted image. An out of focus man in a blue suit glancing towards the camera. He’s probably just caught off guard but it’s truly giving “wtf”
September 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Screenshot from the Wall Street journal: • 6:27 pm EDT: Charlie Kirk Shooting Suspect in Custody: FBI By Sadie Gurman (Photograph of Kash Patel) FBI Director Kash Patel ALEX BRANDON/ AP A suspect is in custody in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk, FBI Director Kash Patel said. He didn't provide a name or any other details. "Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with the FBI," Patel said on X, adding that he would provide more information when he is able to.
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Screenshot from the Family Guy cutaway gag of The Passion of the Christ 2 : Crucify This
September 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I mean come on dude lol
Screenshot of the Wikipedia arrival for Abundance: Klein and Thompson argue that the regulatory environment in many liberal cities, while well intentioned, stymies development. ' They write that American liberals have been more concerned with blocking bad economic development than promoting good development since the 1970s. They say that Democrats have focused on the process rather than results and favored stasis over growth by backing zoning regulations, developing strict environmental laws, and tying expensive requirements to public infrastructure spending.
September 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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good luck out there man! let me know if you want me to link this for you if you’re having trouble ordering it.
Children’s workbook called: READING COMPREHENSION PASSAGES & QUESTIONS
September 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Imagine if this guy just stayed home and said nothing. Didn’t try and create a spectacle, didn’t try to forge a new narrative. I want creative obstruction as well as as much sand in the legislative gears as possible! Principled stands for your values are good!
September 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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lol that was superhumanly fast 🤔
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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even something like this is way better than agreeing with these dorks
Edited screenshot of @thedemocrats tweet: We think the Cracker Barrel rebrand outrage is weird as hell. lol Imao even
August 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Screenshot of Bluesky timeline: Alex Goldman’s post: There was like. Year where I would update my Facebook to say "more like Vladimir Poopin' if you ask me" and then a couple years later my mom was like "what was that thing you always used to post? Donald Poop?" Thembo’s post: More like Gavin Poosom
August 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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A photo of a Dalek from Dr. Who
August 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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ah well nevertheless
Screenshot from namecheap domain registrar showing the “fuck.ai” is taken
August 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Ben Shapiro holding a katana dressed like a dollar store Neo from The Matrix. He’s wearing a leather jacket draped across his shoulders (too cool for sleeves), a black tank top, his father’s black jeans held up by a white rope belt, black work gloves, and white trainers. The sun glints off his pasty white skin as well as his bad ass sword.
August 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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who is Shazamming Missy Elliott dawg? Lmao
Screenshot from Sam altman’s section of https://panamaplaylists.com/ . From his playlist My Shazam Tracks, Get Ur Freak On by Missy Elliott is highlighted.
July 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Shut the fuck up mark wtf? What is wrong with you people?
Screenshot from @dril : issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
July 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Charlie from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia stands in front a deranged collection of papers red string hanging on the wall. It still manages to look more normal than whatever Glenn Beck’s deal is.
July 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Working on the frontier of physics with mommy
Wikihow illustration of a mother playing peek a boo with her small child.
July 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I played the Wolfenstein 3d back in the day for sure but I’m definitely more familiar with Return to Castle Wolfenstein from ‘01. MechaHitler sounds like just the thing racist nerds would be into over time ngl
Screenshot of Fandom wiki entry for Adolf Hitler. Shot of Hitler in engine facing camera holding two miniguns. Alternate names reads: Der Führer, Mecha Hitler, Armored Hitler, Staatmeister, Adolf Trautmann, Hitler Feels super bad to write Hitler so much but I’m trying here lol
July 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I’m pretty sure it was a Wolfenstein 3d reference!
Screenshot from Wolfenstein 3d showing Hitler in a mech suit down sight of the chain gun wielding player.
July 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM