Fae
@hippyfae.bsky.social
This Fae is a busy, nonbinary, fair folk just looking to spend some time here. RP or chat or whatever
This Fae is so over this job. Literally, again this year, the entire system has changed but we aren't deemed worthy of a log in. This job is mostly pulling reports and entering data, so how the fuck are we going to do that Accounting? Tell that fuck wit VP who will never log in they can't have one.
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This Fae is so over this job. Literally, again this year, the entire system has changed but we aren't deemed worthy of a log in. This job is mostly pulling reports and entering data, so how the fuck are we going to do that Accounting? Tell that fuck wit VP who will never log in they can't have one.
This Fae has forgotten to add a music track a bunch of times. How are we going to pretend this is a Live Journal without a currently playing? Or even a Dead Journal?
Nanama-ra - Mrs. Hurry!
Nanama-ra - Mrs. Hurry!
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This Fae has forgotten to add a music track a bunch of times. How are we going to pretend this is a Live Journal without a currently playing? Or even a Dead Journal?
Nanama-ra - Mrs. Hurry!
Nanama-ra - Mrs. Hurry!
This Fae forgot our headphones again. We can't listen to music or books today.
How are we going to survive without ska horns and werewolf knots?
Quietness - Empty office silence
How are we going to survive without ska horns and werewolf knots?
Quietness - Empty office silence
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This Fae forgot our headphones again. We can't listen to music or books today.
How are we going to survive without ska horns and werewolf knots?
Quietness - Empty office silence
How are we going to survive without ska horns and werewolf knots?
Quietness - Empty office silence
This Fae is starting to think our job is trying to keep us too busy to job hunt or scroll bluesky, on purpose. It's just rude
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This Fae is starting to think our job is trying to keep us too busy to job hunt or scroll bluesky, on purpose. It's just rude
This Fae needs to know a polite and professional way to tell a male boomer to get the fuck over himself, this isn't fucking about what he "likes" and he can go fuck himself.
Maybe some goofy doctor wants a necktie that looks like a spine or a young med student wants a cutie skeleton purse. Stock it
Maybe some goofy doctor wants a necktie that looks like a spine or a young med student wants a cutie skeleton purse. Stock it
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This Fae needs to know a polite and professional way to tell a male boomer to get the fuck over himself, this isn't fucking about what he "likes" and he can go fuck himself.
Maybe some goofy doctor wants a necktie that looks like a spine or a young med student wants a cutie skeleton purse. Stock it
Maybe some goofy doctor wants a necktie that looks like a spine or a young med student wants a cutie skeleton purse. Stock it
This Fae is going on a trip! Tonight Fionn is in town then it's 9 hours into California for Oingo Boingo on Halloween. We are even staying in a hotel instead of a cheap Airbnb and there's time for a beach day! Happy Halloween everyone
Fionn - Bad At Being Casual
Fionn - Bad At Being Casual
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This Fae is going on a trip! Tonight Fionn is in town then it's 9 hours into California for Oingo Boingo on Halloween. We are even staying in a hotel instead of a cheap Airbnb and there's time for a beach day! Happy Halloween everyone
Fionn - Bad At Being Casual
Fionn - Bad At Being Casual
This Fae is stuck at the repair shop getting the last bit (hopefully) fixed of our car and we finally finished some medical stuff. Maybe next week we'll get a full day off but we won't count on it
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This Fae is stuck at the repair shop getting the last bit (hopefully) fixed of our car and we finally finished some medical stuff. Maybe next week we'll get a full day off but we won't count on it
This Fae might have overcome this week but honestly, the future isn't looking so good. So we are just going to do our best.
We also aren't going to overshare what goes on in our DMs but there is good stuff happening we miss when we get busy.
We also aren't going to overshare what goes on in our DMs but there is good stuff happening we miss when we get busy.
October 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This Fae might have overcome this week but honestly, the future isn't looking so good. So we are just going to do our best.
We also aren't going to overshare what goes on in our DMs but there is good stuff happening we miss when we get busy.
We also aren't going to overshare what goes on in our DMs but there is good stuff happening we miss when we get busy.
This Fae just wants a day to lay around in our panties and play video games or watch TV but no. All we get is constant emails and due dates
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This Fae just wants a day to lay around in our panties and play video games or watch TV but no. All we get is constant emails and due dates
This Fae looks at our work laptop, and everyday have to treat it like a drunk friend that went too hard.
No, we don't want to carry your ass home but we guess we will, again. We promise not to turn you on or play with you either
No, we don't want to carry your ass home but we guess we will, again. We promise not to turn you on or play with you either
September 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This Fae looks at our work laptop, and everyday have to treat it like a drunk friend that went too hard.
No, we don't want to carry your ass home but we guess we will, again. We promise not to turn you on or play with you either
No, we don't want to carry your ass home but we guess we will, again. We promise not to turn you on or play with you either
This Fae is starting day 3 of this trade show. Hopefully our ankle makes it. New book promises knotting and breeding in the warning section, so let's stay upbeat and positive that actually happens
Be Your Own Pet - What a Bitch
Be Your Own Pet - What a Bitch
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This Fae is starting day 3 of this trade show. Hopefully our ankle makes it. New book promises knotting and breeding in the warning section, so let's stay upbeat and positive that actually happens
Be Your Own Pet - What a Bitch
Be Your Own Pet - What a Bitch
This Fae must have missed something over the last few days. A couple of DMs ended and we will miss some of them. Blocked a manosphere account cause f them. We really need to respond to our super dark game. Should probably DM some of the new followers but next week isn't looking good
FEA - Veins
FEA - Veins
September 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This Fae must have missed something over the last few days. A couple of DMs ended and we will miss some of them. Blocked a manosphere account cause f them. We really need to respond to our super dark game. Should probably DM some of the new followers but next week isn't looking good
FEA - Veins
FEA - Veins
This Fae should probably post something horny and not about music to show what we are really here
We love humans in tiny skirts and oversized coats or hoodies. It's so cute and makes us wanna give cuddles so hard
Cake - Short Skirt Long Jacket
wait...
We love humans in tiny skirts and oversized coats or hoodies. It's so cute and makes us wanna give cuddles so hard
Cake - Short Skirt Long Jacket
wait...
September 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This Fae should probably post something horny and not about music to show what we are really here
We love humans in tiny skirts and oversized coats or hoodies. It's so cute and makes us wanna give cuddles so hard
Cake - Short Skirt Long Jacket
wait...
We love humans in tiny skirts and oversized coats or hoodies. It's so cute and makes us wanna give cuddles so hard
Cake - Short Skirt Long Jacket
wait...
This Fae is tired of not actually being able to do our job and we can hear it in our boss' voice that they are tired of us saying, "no, that's not shared" and "no, I don't have those specs from 2022" or "we are still waiting for approval from the VP from three weeks ago!"
Fuck
Panic Shack - Baby
Fuck
Panic Shack - Baby
September 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This Fae is tired of not actually being able to do our job and we can hear it in our boss' voice that they are tired of us saying, "no, that's not shared" and "no, I don't have those specs from 2022" or "we are still waiting for approval from the VP from three weeks ago!"
Fuck
Panic Shack - Baby
Fuck
Panic Shack - Baby
The Fae is still mad at ourselves for forgetting about the Skating Polly show that was literally across the street but we're getting to see Be Your Own Pet soon and Fionn is coming here the day before we leave for Oingo Boingo! Super excited for these shows
Fionn - BLOW
Fionn - BLOW
September 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Fae is still mad at ourselves for forgetting about the Skating Polly show that was literally across the street but we're getting to see Be Your Own Pet soon and Fionn is coming here the day before we leave for Oingo Boingo! Super excited for these shows
Fionn - BLOW
Fionn - BLOW
This Fae is surprised by how much we've seen The Beths new album getting noticed. Like, yeah, we were looking forward to it but seems like a lot of others were too. So that's cool for them.
The Offspring's new drop confused us too.
The Beths - Metal
The Offspring's new drop confused us too.
The Beths - Metal
August 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This Fae is surprised by how much we've seen The Beths new album getting noticed. Like, yeah, we were looking forward to it but seems like a lot of others were too. So that's cool for them.
The Offspring's new drop confused us too.
The Beths - Metal
The Offspring's new drop confused us too.
The Beths - Metal
This Fae really needs to get to doing some work today. But we are too burned out with this job. Our face hurts from the doctor. It's still too hot. I really just want to kiss a bratty sister or be a bratty sister or make someone into a bratty sister. Let's go count this delivery of rocks *sigh*
August 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This Fae really needs to get to doing some work today. But we are too burned out with this job. Our face hurts from the doctor. It's still too hot. I really just want to kiss a bratty sister or be a bratty sister or make someone into a bratty sister. Let's go count this delivery of rocks *sigh*
This Fae really hopes we are coming to the end of a negative cycle and about to start a positive one. We'll try to get back and going but who really knows how the cycles turn.
The Vaselines - You Think You're A Man
The Vaselines - You Think You're A Man
August 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This Fae really hopes we are coming to the end of a negative cycle and about to start a positive one. We'll try to get back and going but who really knows how the cycles turn.
The Vaselines - You Think You're A Man
The Vaselines - You Think You're A Man
This Fae has been doing our best to drink less and use pills less often to sleep.
But we slept so good after whiskey last night.
Like so good.
I'm going to be dreaming about last night during these next horrible nights
But we slept so good after whiskey last night.
Like so good.
I'm going to be dreaming about last night during these next horrible nights
July 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This Fae has been doing our best to drink less and use pills less often to sleep.
But we slept so good after whiskey last night.
Like so good.
I'm going to be dreaming about last night during these next horrible nights
But we slept so good after whiskey last night.
Like so good.
I'm going to be dreaming about last night during these next horrible nights
This Fae spends Sundays doing reports we know no one looks at. We have done them wrong on purpose, we have called people out in meetings but still we do them every week because we get paid 8 hours of our check to do this. And fuck this job.
The Rumjacks - An Irish Good Bye on St. Valentine's Day
The Rumjacks - An Irish Good Bye on St. Valentine's Day
June 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This Fae spends Sundays doing reports we know no one looks at. We have done them wrong on purpose, we have called people out in meetings but still we do them every week because we get paid 8 hours of our check to do this. And fuck this job.
The Rumjacks - An Irish Good Bye on St. Valentine's Day
The Rumjacks - An Irish Good Bye on St. Valentine's Day
This fae didn't realize we'd entered the negative cycle again. Another employee came to my site, threatened me and then called upper management demanding I be punished, which until my boss got involved was the likely outcome. I'm still getting my job restructured so fuck this
June 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This fae didn't realize we'd entered the negative cycle again. Another employee came to my site, threatened me and then called upper management demanding I be punished, which until my boss got involved was the likely outcome. I'm still getting my job restructured so fuck this
This Fae might be able to try again. We hit a depression spiral but think maybe the worst has passed. Too many things started piling up
June 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This Fae might be able to try again. We hit a depression spiral but think maybe the worst has passed. Too many things started piling up
This Fae has gone from wineries to Sonic, it's probably safe to say the vacation is over
May 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This Fae has gone from wineries to Sonic, it's probably safe to say the vacation is over
This Fae is REALLY bad at taking PTO. It starts tomorrow, today would be a normal day off but what are we doing? Working. Like, honestly giving up a day off cause we're about to go on vacation. -_-
May 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This Fae is REALLY bad at taking PTO. It starts tomorrow, today would be a normal day off but what are we doing? Working. Like, honestly giving up a day off cause we're about to go on vacation. -_-
This Fae is dead at our desk. Was very concerned until we realized we forgot to take our allergy pills this morning. Stupid mortal body, how is this the better option than smelling a plant? -_-
May 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This Fae is dead at our desk. Was very concerned until we realized we forgot to take our allergy pills this morning. Stupid mortal body, how is this the better option than smelling a plant? -_-