Jezmund The Family Berzerker
@hippyfa.bsky.social
Patchouli and Phinance
Five little spackled Trumps
Sat in a spackled ballroom
Eating some most delicious *ice cream
YUM! YUM!
*two scoops cause hims a big boy
Sat in a spackled ballroom
Eating some most delicious *ice cream
YUM! YUM!
*two scoops cause hims a big boy
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Five little spackled Trumps
Sat in a spackled ballroom
Eating some most delicious *ice cream
YUM! YUM!
*two scoops cause hims a big boy
Sat in a spackled ballroom
Eating some most delicious *ice cream
YUM! YUM!
*two scoops cause hims a big boy
Surprised he’s wearing a shirt.
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Surprised he’s wearing a shirt.
You should shit this one out….
Sorry…I had to…
Sorry…I had to…
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You should shit this one out….
Sorry…I had to…
Sorry…I had to…
Straight man who’s gay sues gay man who’s straight? Classic whodunnit.
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Straight man who’s gay sues gay man who’s straight? Classic whodunnit.
Agreed. Bob Costas has it right - put the greats in (Bonds, Rose…), and put an asterisk under their accomplishments…including the Ty Cobbs of the world.
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Agreed. Bob Costas has it right - put the greats in (Bonds, Rose…), and put an asterisk under their accomplishments…including the Ty Cobbs of the world.
Not just sharks. Cocaine Sharks. Can’t wait until Shark Week on Discovery Channel next summer.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not just sharks. Cocaine Sharks. Can’t wait until Shark Week on Discovery Channel next summer.
This is the type of guy who undoubtedly promotes red light therapy on testicles.
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is the type of guy who undoubtedly promotes red light therapy on testicles.
Self financing box office bombs is a helluva drug.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Self financing box office bombs is a helluva drug.
Classic Nance. Inviting body shaming comments so she can play the victim again.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Classic Nance. Inviting body shaming comments so she can play the victim again.
Give papaw some sucking candies and send him off to bed.
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Give papaw some sucking candies and send him off to bed.
You know those gals have a group chat where they make fun of his thirsty ass too.
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know those gals have a group chat where they make fun of his thirsty ass too.
Someone needs to hug Kash. Tell him they love him. And that it’s not his fault. Maybe tussle his hair. Give him a lollipop and a sticker. I won’t do it…but somebody should.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Someone needs to hug Kash. Tell him they love him. And that it’s not his fault. Maybe tussle his hair. Give him a lollipop and a sticker. I won’t do it…but somebody should.
The only thing that gets me through this insanity is watching on mute with Cecily Strong in my head.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The only thing that gets me through this insanity is watching on mute with Cecily Strong in my head.
Performative Jackassery
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Performative Jackassery
Glass half full…at least the FDA is still paying attention…sometimes?
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Glass half full…at least the FDA is still paying attention…sometimes?
As shitty as I do, with better weather.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As shitty as I do, with better weather.
Always embarrassed as a Hoosier when Banks or Mike Braun appear on national television.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Always embarrassed as a Hoosier when Banks or Mike Braun appear on national television.
While we’re at it…Make Gun Racks Great Again!
a man wearing a wayne 's world hat says i don 't even own a gun
ALT: a man wearing a wayne 's world hat says i don 't even own a gun
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
While we’re at it…Make Gun Racks Great Again!
If the Federal Government was a reality show on Netflix….
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If the Federal Government was a reality show on Netflix….
Stitch Fix gift card.
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Stitch Fix gift card.
When the dust settles and Trump dozes off into the sunset, one thing I’ll still be trying to understand is the unadulterated ass kissing these folks did.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When the dust settles and Trump dozes off into the sunset, one thing I’ll still be trying to understand is the unadulterated ass kissing these folks did.
Last Christmas is the Die Hard of Christmas songs.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Last Christmas is the Die Hard of Christmas songs.
Hegseth boppin’ around socials with his warrior and kinetic strike bullshit like a first year humanities student coming home for Thanksgiving break quoting Dante and shit
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hegseth boppin’ around socials with his warrior and kinetic strike bullshit like a first year humanities student coming home for Thanksgiving break quoting Dante and shit