Mac
@hippodelphia.bsky.social
Treguna, Mekoides, Trecorum, Satis Deez Nuts.
Was on the local news and they shared my segment online. I’m saving all of the funny comments for my scrapbook.
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Was on the local news and they shared my segment online. I’m saving all of the funny comments for my scrapbook.
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame /
but I know it’s nobody’s fault
but I know it’s nobody’s fault
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame /
but I know it’s nobody’s fault
but I know it’s nobody’s fault
The Boy Is Mine - Brandy & Monica.mp3
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Boy Is Mine - Brandy & Monica.mp3
I wish all these sentient saggy nutsacks in congress would get their frigging shit together.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I wish all these sentient saggy nutsacks in congress would get their frigging shit together.
Dr. Author Chuck, you remind me of another multitalented buckaroo…
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Dr. Author Chuck, you remind me of another multitalented buckaroo…
@schumer.senate.gov I’m BEGGING YOU.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
@schumer.senate.gov I’m BEGGING YOU.
This is the Cafe Grey Dog menu from 2012. You need to make that turkey, Granny Smith, and Brie sandwich with cranberry bread. Your mouth will thank me!
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This is the Cafe Grey Dog menu from 2012. You need to make that turkey, Granny Smith, and Brie sandwich with cranberry bread. Your mouth will thank me!
Sat ext to someone at the coffee shop who was also doing this week’s Jonesin’. We conversed about crossword strategy for a bit before they left.
I wish they were still here so we could compare notes. I’m SO fucking close to being done 😂🥴
I wish they were still here so we could compare notes. I’m SO fucking close to being done 😂🥴
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sat ext to someone at the coffee shop who was also doing this week’s Jonesin’. We conversed about crossword strategy for a bit before they left.
I wish they were still here so we could compare notes. I’m SO fucking close to being done 😂🥴
I wish they were still here so we could compare notes. I’m SO fucking close to being done 😂🥴
We’ve lost two Dianes recently, so I’m a wrapping Dianne Wiest in bubble wrap for the time being.
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We’ve lost two Dianes recently, so I’m a wrapping Dianne Wiest in bubble wrap for the time being.
Went with Trane, then Zappa. It was a great soundtrack for a deep clean!
October 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Went with Trane, then Zappa. It was a great soundtrack for a deep clean!
Listen, look at me: we all played at the (WAR TORN BUILDING IN PORTLAND) and it was nice. Most of us were wearing costumes and I was a whale. It felt good. (But also complicated because all the 🧊 dudes weren’t really taking us seriously.) it was just nice to be there with people I care about.
October 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Listen, look at me: we all played at the (WAR TORN BUILDING IN PORTLAND) and it was nice. Most of us were wearing costumes and I was a whale. It felt good. (But also complicated because all the 🧊 dudes weren’t really taking us seriously.) it was just nice to be there with people I care about.
Y’all the clarinetist from Unpresidented was arrested!
October 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Y’all the clarinetist from Unpresidented was arrested!
Today in befuddling first world problems…my tape dispenser didn’t come with a blade?
September 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Today in befuddling first world problems…my tape dispenser didn’t come with a blade?
Thinking about this lil guy and missing him so much today.
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Thinking about this lil guy and missing him so much today.
A story in two parts:
September 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
A story in two parts:
Post a meme made by you:
September 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Post a meme made by you: