ass and throat
@hippobottomus.bsky.social
Fat ass and medium amount of dick
They brought bagels to the department seminar AND I get to see Halsey today?
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They brought bagels to the department seminar AND I get to see Halsey today?
Do you guys think Halsey will care if my tits are fat and hairy?
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do you guys think Halsey will care if my tits are fat and hairy?
Extra hour of sleep: 😍😍
Getting dark at 4:42 PM:
Getting dark at 4:42 PM:
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Extra hour of sleep: 😍😍
Getting dark at 4:42 PM:
Getting dark at 4:42 PM:
Road trip/wedding combo with pookie 💜💜
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Road trip/wedding combo with pookie 💜💜
The woman who threatened to out me when I wouldn’t hook up with her just… married another woman?
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The woman who threatened to out me when I wouldn’t hook up with her just… married another woman?
Got to work and realized I forgot my headphones
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Got to work and realized I forgot my headphones
Road tripping in the middle of a man sandwich 😍
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Road tripping in the middle of a man sandwich 😍
Something thick and veiny for your Friday 😌
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Something thick and veiny for your Friday 😌
Straight woman at the Home Depot flirted with me
October 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Straight woman at the Home Depot flirted with me
Catching strays but never a damn break 🤧
October 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Catching strays but never a damn break 🤧
The duality of best friends: one who sometimes likes me and one who is beyond tired of my shit
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The duality of best friends: one who sometimes likes me and one who is beyond tired of my shit
Skipping lunch today so I can out eat the other gays at all you can eat sushi
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Skipping lunch today so I can out eat the other gays at all you can eat sushi
It’s cocktober 1 and I didn’t wake up to somebody in a jock and ghostface mask at the foot of my bed with a knife :/
October 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s cocktober 1 and I didn’t wake up to somebody in a jock and ghostface mask at the foot of my bed with a knife :/
Gonna put on some music to cook dinner 😍😍
September 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Gonna put on some music to cook dinner 😍😍
I fear I’m losing my whimsy
September 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I fear I’m losing my whimsy
Come here pookieeee
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Come here pookieeee
Just got told by somebody that they would run me over out of pity?…
September 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just got told by somebody that they would run me over out of pity?…