Hippie Grandpa.
@hippiepappa.bsky.social
Retired, Cranky old mixed race stoner granddad of twins. I love weed, dogs and seven people. 🤣🇦🇺💨💚 likes comedy, profanity, creativity, satire. “Rude” not “nasty”. Most skeets are weed induced.😜💙💛
I don’t know who is going to pay these prices after paying the tourist deposit and disclosing 5years of socials and likely being detained.
#fifa #worldcorruptcup
#fifa #worldcorruptcup
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I don’t know who is going to pay these prices after paying the tourist deposit and disclosing 5years of socials and likely being detained.
#fifa #worldcorruptcup
#fifa #worldcorruptcup
There was always another option: accidents happen all the time in the military.
“To Frag” a fine military tradition.
“To Frag” a fine military tradition.
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There was always another option: accidents happen all the time in the military.
“To Frag” a fine military tradition.
“To Frag” a fine military tradition.
Fire at chemical recycling facility in west Sydney results in massive explosion, no injuries reported so far. 😳
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fire at chemical recycling facility in west Sydney results in massive explosion, no injuries reported so far. 😳
Chemical recycling plant blew up in west Sydney last night.
No injuries reported thus far. SIL is firefighter on scene. 😳
No injuries reported thus far. SIL is firefighter on scene. 😳
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Chemical recycling plant blew up in west Sydney last night.
No injuries reported thus far. SIL is firefighter on scene. 😳
No injuries reported thus far. SIL is firefighter on scene. 😳
It’ll be up for sale on eBay before long.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
It’ll be up for sale on eBay before long.
Nothing bleeds like the scrot, better just tightly tie a piece of thread around it. It’ll be gone in a few days. 🤞
The tag not the scrot! 😳
It’s how we used to castrate sheep. The mightly elastocator rubber ring applicator.
The tag not the scrot! 😳
It’s how we used to castrate sheep. The mightly elastocator rubber ring applicator.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Nothing bleeds like the scrot, better just tightly tie a piece of thread around it. It’ll be gone in a few days. 🤞
The tag not the scrot! 😳
It’s how we used to castrate sheep. The mightly elastocator rubber ring applicator.
The tag not the scrot! 😳
It’s how we used to castrate sheep. The mightly elastocator rubber ring applicator.
I was sent this, I assume it fake. But now a days you never know.
He’ll have died the way he wanted to, and do the hunters get to keep the carcass?
He’ll have died the way he wanted to, and do the hunters get to keep the carcass?
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I was sent this, I assume it fake. But now a days you never know.
He’ll have died the way he wanted to, and do the hunters get to keep the carcass?
He’ll have died the way he wanted to, and do the hunters get to keep the carcass?
This is weird. This plant is only a month old and already expressing sex organs. Unfortunately male sex organs.
Into the bin it goes. The other 3 appear to be girls. 😁
Into the bin it goes. The other 3 appear to be girls. 😁
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is weird. This plant is only a month old and already expressing sex organs. Unfortunately male sex organs.
Into the bin it goes. The other 3 appear to be girls. 😁
Into the bin it goes. The other 3 appear to be girls. 😁
Tesla will never achieve the required targets. There are also FSD targets that can’t be met unless FSD bans are lifted globally.
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Tesla will never achieve the required targets. There are also FSD targets that can’t be met unless FSD bans are lifted globally.
If you want an hilarious read:
John Scalzi Red Shirts. 🤣😂
John Scalzi Red Shirts. 🤣😂
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you want an hilarious read:
John Scalzi Red Shirts. 🤣😂
John Scalzi Red Shirts. 🤣😂
Extreme problems need extreme remedies. 🤷♂️
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Extreme problems need extreme remedies. 🤷♂️
What one of these? They already exist. Made by Jetson.
Is he going to buy them and claim to invented them as well.
Such a snake oil salesman.
Is he going to buy them and claim to invented them as well.
Such a snake oil salesman.
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
What one of these? They already exist. Made by Jetson.
Is he going to buy them and claim to invented them as well.
Such a snake oil salesman.
Is he going to buy them and claim to invented them as well.
Such a snake oil salesman.
Not if you grow your own.
So glad I live in the ACT. New season seedlings are now emerging.
So glad I live in the ACT. New season seedlings are now emerging.
October 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Not if you grow your own.
So glad I live in the ACT. New season seedlings are now emerging.
So glad I live in the ACT. New season seedlings are now emerging.
The patent makes it clear. The answer is B. Beards not mullets.
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The patent makes it clear. The answer is B. Beards not mullets.
They do look like marshmallows. I used to think bee hives in the field were junked refrigerators.
October 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They do look like marshmallows. I used to think bee hives in the field were junked refrigerators.
We can build flat packs. 😡
September 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We can build flat packs. 😡
1960s versus 2020s man
September 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
1960s versus 2020s man
Haha. They’ve been watching “The Cars the Ate Paris” 🤣😂
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Haha. They’ve been watching “The Cars the Ate Paris” 🤣😂
This reminds me of a brilliant Netflix series Kingdom, where they keep a dead emperor “alive” as a zombie. Then things go wrong.
Well worth the watch.
Well worth the watch.
September 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This reminds me of a brilliant Netflix series Kingdom, where they keep a dead emperor “alive” as a zombie. Then things go wrong.
Well worth the watch.
Well worth the watch.
Nah, it couldn’t be?
Isn’t Luigi still in custody?
Isn’t Luigi still in custody?
September 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Nah, it couldn’t be?
Isn’t Luigi still in custody?
Isn’t Luigi still in custody?
It’s Cthulhu emerging to reclaim his throne. 😳
September 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s Cthulhu emerging to reclaim his throne. 😳
Check for him making stock purchases in Funeral homes and stone masons.
September 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Check for him making stock purchases in Funeral homes and stone masons.