Got tickets for Spurs next Saturday. Surely they wouldn’t sack him after a home defeat to Brentford? Would they? Eh? Would they? #youregettingsackedinthemorning

I’ve heard some idiots went to bed at 8.30pm last night, got up at 1.50am this morning, had a shower, got dressed, made coffee and then turned on the TV to find nothing but snooker highlights 🤦‍♂️

And the fella with no teeth and the baseball cap somehow outside EVERY gig in London, presumably, as a law-abiding citizen, he’ll be seeking alternative employment?

Did you ask them about the ACTUAL attendance? No way there are only 72k people in this picture.

I look forward to the Oneohtrix biopic starring Jeremy Allen White in a few years time

I have been reminded that Brian featured on the RA track Nature Is The Law, a fact I’d trauma-blocked.

I was born and grew up in Stamford. There were quite a few second hand bookshops around but maybe this one disappeared before my time (born 76)?

When I start a new PowerPoint deck, I sing to myself “I’m the opener of a blank presentation” in the style of Richard Hell.

Hahahahahaha

Next painting project for you. Bespoke tenuous Britpop pun greetings cards

Would make more sense. As in “I said MAYBE (I’d stop singing Wonderwall)”

Surely should be something like “Liam, you promised you’d stop singing Wonderwall!?!”

Exactly. I think AT use an Italian distributor, so they’ll be all sorts of Brexit nonsense driving their dealer prices up. Wouldn’t be surprised if their dealer prices for UK shops were pretty much the same as buying from them direct as a punter.

When I was getting in to Henry Cow a couple of years ago, I realised that not only do they have an album called Unrest, but also a song called Teenbeat!

New Merzbox that needs paying for?

My 10 year old lad, who sat at the Oval enthralled through Sunday and Monday last weekend, was offered the chance to go the the 100 game today (comes free with Surrey membership). “No thanks Dad, no way it’ll be as good as a test match.” Nearly wept with pride.

Irony is the investors are almost certain to demand a shift to the T20 format next year, making it even more pointless!