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Sworm (2011)
May 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Against the odds, I always liked him and like for every conviction of mine I am vindicated
May 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m sorry
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Philly’s peeing
April 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hillary thank god you’re here! The Democratic Party moved as far to the right as they can to try to win but it’s not working! They’re all out of ideas, they’re hopeless unless some brave future President can bring them farther to the right…are you up to the job?
March 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Take the Sweater’s Gambit and just keep poppin them and sometimes you can just go to sleep after for some reason + your work is done or else you lose the gambit & can’t sleep and you hear your heart pound for several sleepless hours alternating between wanting to die and hoping you don’t
March 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I have failed at every time I’ve tried this. That’s a really good one too
March 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What’s up with you nmoiss just chillin
March 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Nevertheless she persisted in her meekness
March 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m genuinely curious about how these happened to you if they are true, it very well may be, I just feel like given your general disposition that multiple of these are just starting fights with random people you see eating meat
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I need to start speaking only in Maoist standard English and learn “thank you, liberator” and “I am ready to populate the ghost cities and make Inner Mongolia bloom” In Mandarin and Cantonese ASAP
March 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The Meat Clown is a good entry for a fake vegan pastafarian deity
March 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s a good thing none of the vegans I’ve ever met in real life talk like this. This is like a 2000’s Reddit atheist bot but programmed for veganism instead. You should create a Flying Spaghetti Monster but for vegans
March 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
lol you know that last line slays on the forums
March 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Please don’t make us Flyers fans feel even worse on here man
March 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Latin script was not up to the job for the Finnish language
March 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You will be Pennsylvania’s most embarrassing single term senator. Go represent tel aviv and maybe you’ll be less depressed or starved for approval from fascists.
March 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What the fuck was going on with his dad changing his name from ribner to rainbow in rich ass Huntington, Long Island
March 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Been thinking about the Alex Appleyard post about how his ideal 3 first round picks would be Jake O’Brien, Ivan Ryabkin, and Cullen Potter- would you guys agree with that? Besides the consensus top 3 in the draft (Misa, Hagens, Schaefer) anyone you guys *really* feel good about?
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My mom who has been an extreme lifelong republican, even buying into some real insane scary qanon shit, just told me for the first time “they’re (trump & Elon) making everything worse” which is the only time I’ve ever heard her express doubt about any gop admin. Not that she’ll flip dem but still
March 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In one million simulations of this play, he does that one time
March 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM