Hopelessvirgin
@hiopelessvirgin.bsky.social
🔞 30 something virgin asshole who write Yaoi stuff on AO3.
In dire need of a boyfriend or 20 or more…
Not into girls if that's not obvious.
Retro computing, engineering, video games and dick pics 8==o
In dire need of a boyfriend or 20 or more…
Not into girls if that's not obvious.
Retro computing, engineering, video games and dick pics 8==o
You know what's great about getting a flu shot?
There is an army of twinks like this one in your body that are being stuffed with filthy genetic material until they start squirting antibodies all over the place the the dirty sluts they are.
B stands for Bitch!
#CellsAtWork #HatarakuSaibou #BCell
There is an army of twinks like this one in your body that are being stuffed with filthy genetic material until they start squirting antibodies all over the place the the dirty sluts they are.
B stands for Bitch!
#CellsAtWork #HatarakuSaibou #BCell
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You know what's great about getting a flu shot?
There is an army of twinks like this one in your body that are being stuffed with filthy genetic material until they start squirting antibodies all over the place the the dirty sluts they are.
B stands for Bitch!
#CellsAtWork #HatarakuSaibou #BCell
There is an army of twinks like this one in your body that are being stuffed with filthy genetic material until they start squirting antibodies all over the place the the dirty sluts they are.
B stands for Bitch!
#CellsAtWork #HatarakuSaibou #BCell
I really wonder what that thing is?
It looks like more of a terminal than a computer, specially with the phone that looks to be plugged in.
And that comes from an 1993 TV series so that stuff could very well be a piece of 80s technology, probably 286 based too.
It looks like more of a terminal than a computer, specially with the phone that looks to be plugged in.
And that comes from an 1993 TV series so that stuff could very well be a piece of 80s technology, probably 286 based too.
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I really wonder what that thing is?
It looks like more of a terminal than a computer, specially with the phone that looks to be plugged in.
And that comes from an 1993 TV series so that stuff could very well be a piece of 80s technology, probably 286 based too.
It looks like more of a terminal than a computer, specially with the phone that looks to be plugged in.
And that comes from an 1993 TV series so that stuff could very well be a piece of 80s technology, probably 286 based too.
That's a funny <3 count
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That's a funny <3 count
Here he is. I think he died from a tragic weapon handling accident.
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Here he is. I think he died from a tragic weapon handling accident.
@curdlegames.bsky.social
I think I found a bug, the Nekoroomba's uh... Universal Suck and Blow port doesn't seem to be working properly.
Or maybe the hipster living here only buys Apple stuff and vinyl records because of the look, and the incompatibility is actually a feature?
I think I found a bug, the Nekoroomba's uh... Universal Suck and Blow port doesn't seem to be working properly.
Or maybe the hipster living here only buys Apple stuff and vinyl records because of the look, and the incompatibility is actually a feature?
October 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@curdlegames.bsky.social
I think I found a bug, the Nekoroomba's uh... Universal Suck and Blow port doesn't seem to be working properly.
Or maybe the hipster living here only buys Apple stuff and vinyl records because of the look, and the incompatibility is actually a feature?
I think I found a bug, the Nekoroomba's uh... Universal Suck and Blow port doesn't seem to be working properly.
Or maybe the hipster living here only buys Apple stuff and vinyl records because of the look, and the incompatibility is actually a feature?
Yoshiki is fucking hopeless. He can't help himself getting off on that monster shit.
September 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Yoshiki is fucking hopeless. He can't help himself getting off on that monster shit.
Hikaru really shouldn't give any more kinky idea to Yoshiki. He can barely hold his gay in without more depraved incentives.
September 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hikaru really shouldn't give any more kinky idea to Yoshiki. He can barely hold his gay in without more depraved incentives.
@wildartsdevs.bsky.social you're so cruel, these poor guys have no dicks T_T
August 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@wildartsdevs.bsky.social you're so cruel, these poor guys have no dicks T_T
Soothing moments are important in horror game so, I made my own in Caput Mortum 😏
#indiegame #horrorgame
#indiegame #horrorgame
August 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Soothing moments are important in horror game so, I made my own in Caput Mortum 😏
#indiegame #horrorgame
#indiegame #horrorgame
Do you love slop and jank? Because there is always more.
August 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Do you love slop and jank? Because there is always more.
Oh wow.
Here I thought before dying Hikaru knew that Yochiki felt the hots for him but wanted to keep things friendly between them... turns out he was more than just a little shit toward Yochiki.
Some friend he was...
#TheSummerHikaruDied
Here I thought before dying Hikaru knew that Yochiki felt the hots for him but wanted to keep things friendly between them... turns out he was more than just a little shit toward Yochiki.
Some friend he was...
#TheSummerHikaruDied
August 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh wow.
Here I thought before dying Hikaru knew that Yochiki felt the hots for him but wanted to keep things friendly between them... turns out he was more than just a little shit toward Yochiki.
Some friend he was...
#TheSummerHikaruDied
Here I thought before dying Hikaru knew that Yochiki felt the hots for him but wanted to keep things friendly between them... turns out he was more than just a little shit toward Yochiki.
Some friend he was...
#TheSummerHikaruDied
Just don't contract NDS when an open source port already exists. It's just not worth it.
August 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just don't contract NDS when an open source port already exists. It's just not worth it.
And another one for the road, I mean this fucking port.
I'm not saying this is Blood Fresh Supply all over again but uh... actually it would have been if @nightdivestudios.bsky.social had no access to the game source code in the first place.
I'm not saying this is Blood Fresh Supply all over again but uh... actually it would have been if @nightdivestudios.bsky.social had no access to the game source code in the first place.
August 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And another one for the road, I mean this fucking port.
I'm not saying this is Blood Fresh Supply all over again but uh... actually it would have been if @nightdivestudios.bsky.social had no access to the game source code in the first place.
I'm not saying this is Blood Fresh Supply all over again but uh... actually it would have been if @nightdivestudios.bsky.social had no access to the game source code in the first place.
Gotta love it when the Arc of Death stops for no fucking reason at all.
August 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gotta love it when the Arc of Death stops for no fucking reason at all.
Don't you love it when the big fucking pillars let the Chaos Serpent's massive fireballs through but your tiny needle sized magic shots? Oh fuck no!
Has any play testing/QA even went into this game?
Has any play testing/QA even went into this game?
August 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Don't you love it when the big fucking pillars let the Chaos Serpent's massive fireballs through but your tiny needle sized magic shots? Oh fuck no!
Has any play testing/QA even went into this game?
Has any play testing/QA even went into this game?
"on the Monastery" huh? Better keep the three decade old typos, otherwise that wouldn't be much of a remaster if actual curation job went in, right @nightdivestudios.bsky.social ?
August 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"on the Monastery" huh? Better keep the three decade old typos, otherwise that wouldn't be much of a remaster if actual curation job went in, right @nightdivestudios.bsky.social ?
Amazing enemy AI too 😬
August 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Amazing enemy AI too 😬
Hey @nightdivestudios.bsky.social if you thought Hexen's gameplay needed adjustments why not fixing the obvious issue with the mage's PP wand that cannot penetrate shields despite not being reflected and being only stopped by the power of sectors. No?
August 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hey @nightdivestudios.bsky.social if you thought Hexen's gameplay needed adjustments why not fixing the obvious issue with the mage's PP wand that cannot penetrate shields despite not being reflected and being only stopped by the power of sectors. No?
JFC! Level transition inside of a single BSP map resulting in enemies teleporting in and out of existence, with telefragging no less, even though the OG game has no such transition. Not like Half-Life mastered it in 1998 or anything.
August 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
JFC! Level transition inside of a single BSP map resulting in enemies teleporting in and out of existence, with telefragging no less, even though the OG game has no such transition. Not like Half-Life mastered it in 1998 or anything.
I swear every time @nightdivestudios.bsky.social "port" some game to their fancy Kex engine, they always ends up doing a worse job than any of the already existing source ports. Their port of Hexen is janky AF with questionable accuracy.
August 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I swear every time @nightdivestudios.bsky.social "port" some game to their fancy Kex engine, they always ends up doing a worse job than any of the already existing source ports. Their port of Hexen is janky AF with questionable accuracy.
Now listen to the muffled chant when #Hikaru melts as #Yoshiki unmasked him as a monster
#TheSummerHikaruDied
#TheSummerHikaruDied
August 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Now listen to the muffled chant when #Hikaru melts as #Yoshiki unmasked him as a monster
#TheSummerHikaruDied
#TheSummerHikaruDied
August 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How about getting cum stain out of red shirt? #TheSummerHikaruDied
August 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
How about getting cum stain out of red shirt? #TheSummerHikaruDied