David Hines
hines.bsky.social
David Hines
@hines.bsky.social
Here to see what this thing is
For friends not on the other site: 4yo son has dictated his first story, and it is fanfic

specifically, it is *fix-it fanfic*

the fandom is Arnold Lobel’s Frog and Toad
March 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
oh no
July 7, 2024 at 7:30 AM
PLANET OF THE APES opened in US theaters 3 April 1968.

THE SIMPSONS’s “A Fish Called Selma” first aired 24 March 1996 — 10,217 days later.

24 March 1996 was 10,217 days ago…yesterday.

We are farther from “Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!” than it was from PLANET OF THE APES.
March 16, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Moose has an alter ego

presenting: The Little Blue Bear
December 14, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Beach boy.
October 12, 2023 at 12:32 AM
August 28, 2023 at 10:48 PM
came inside and suddenly felt something crawling on the back of my neck

reached around and was surprised to come back with this little dude
August 25, 2023 at 9:39 PM
kid pic

he likes building things and knocking them down; I have instructed him that when he knocks them down he is to roar like Godzilla

he is working on it
August 21, 2023 at 11:59 PM
lol
August 18, 2023 at 6:39 PM
good evening to everyone but especially to baby James Caan’s hat in EL DORADO (1966)
August 16, 2023 at 6:23 AM
Claiming the first #TheLastDriveIn post on here, apparently!

The mob-financed THE DEVIL’S RAIN (1975) is kind of incoherent in places but really well-made with terrific, creepy make-up effects. Fab choice as always by Joe Bob Briggs, pairing it with WITCHBOARD.
April 29, 2023 at 6:16 AM
kid pic
April 28, 2023 at 5:48 PM