Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights
@hindley.bsky.social
Parody Project Moon account
The one and only Hindley, favourite child, righteous owner of Wuthering Heights.
My strawpage – https://hindley.straw.page
(I actually won't ban you for breaking any of them unless you are really nasty in comms)
The one and only Hindley, favourite child, righteous owner of Wuthering Heights.
My strawpage – https://hindley.straw.page
(I actually won't ban you for breaking any of them unless you are really nasty in comms)
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We're having a chat right now, Mephi took a wrong turn.. again. So we're near the Great Lake.
We'll get to the manor eventually.
#relentlesshunt
We'll get to the manor eventually.
#relentlesshunt
November 2, 2024 at 7:36 PM
We're having a chat right now, Mephi took a wrong turn.. again. So we're near the Great Lake.
We'll get to the manor eventually.
#relentlesshunt
We'll get to the manor eventually.
#relentlesshunt
Also you might've noticed already... But now I'm paying colour fees for my photos
Yes, it's pricey but I figured it's better this way
Yes, it's pricey but I figured it's better this way
November 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Also you might've noticed already... But now I'm paying colour fees for my photos
Yes, it's pricey but I figured it's better this way
Yes, it's pricey but I figured it's better this way
I really hope these exterminators are coming soon... 'Twas fun in a way when the ants appeared... But look at me now...
They are weak but the number is great... And they've... Evolved..? Also everone just fucking disappeared! No one cares about MY birthplace, even Catherine, may she be damned.
They are weak but the number is great... And they've... Evolved..? Also everone just fucking disappeared! No one cares about MY birthplace, even Catherine, may she be damned.
November 2, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I really hope these exterminators are coming soon... 'Twas fun in a way when the ants appeared... But look at me now...
They are weak but the number is great... And they've... Evolved..? Also everone just fucking disappeared! No one cares about MY birthplace, even Catherine, may she be damned.
They are weak but the number is great... And they've... Evolved..? Also everone just fucking disappeared! No one cares about MY birthplace, even Catherine, may she be damned.
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Haah… These are good winds. I enjoy this particular calm before the storm.
Hold on... Navigators! Are you also seeing this?! Why are we losing our color! Who dares!
Hold on... Navigators! Are you also seeing this?! Why are we losing our color! Who dares!
November 2, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Haah… These are good winds. I enjoy this particular calm before the storm.
Hold on... Navigators! Are you also seeing this?! Why are we losing our color! Who dares!
Hold on... Navigators! Are you also seeing this?! Why are we losing our color! Who dares!
I do not have one because I don't know what it is, MY range of interests ends with the hedge and fence of MY manor
October 31, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I do not have one because I don't know what it is, MY range of interests ends with the hedge and fence of MY manor
If I know who you are – you are dead
October 31, 2024 at 9:20 PM
If I know who you are – you are dead
Rr-rrwarrr! ~
H-happy halloween everyo...
Argh! You MORONS, can't believe I did this!
Forget it right this instant!!!
H-happy halloween everyo...
Argh! You MORONS, can't believe I did this!
Forget it right this instant!!!
October 31, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Rr-rrwarrr! ~
H-happy halloween everyo...
Argh! You MORONS, can't believe I did this!
Forget it right this instant!!!
H-happy halloween everyo...
Argh! You MORONS, can't believe I did this!
Forget it right this instant!!!
Huh... 'Tis... Wholesome, I have nothing to add but to thank ya for such a heartwarming message...
//I have tho... I am very happy to hear I make someone's day just a bit better. I'm sorry for posting little lately, I'm going through some uni crisis rn... Hope you will enjoy the collab I'm part of!
//I have tho... I am very happy to hear I make someone's day just a bit better. I'm sorry for posting little lately, I'm going through some uni crisis rn... Hope you will enjoy the collab I'm part of!
October 30, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Huh... 'Tis... Wholesome, I have nothing to add but to thank ya for such a heartwarming message...
//I have tho... I am very happy to hear I make someone's day just a bit better. I'm sorry for posting little lately, I'm going through some uni crisis rn... Hope you will enjoy the collab I'm part of!
//I have tho... I am very happy to hear I make someone's day just a bit better. I'm sorry for posting little lately, I'm going through some uni crisis rn... Hope you will enjoy the collab I'm part of!
Gah! You morons really think you can shatter my self confidence with such cheap moves?
I ain't some dunderhead to be fooled by your stupid and fruitless tries at making me feel nuts...
I ain't some dunderhead to be fooled by your stupid and fruitless tries at making me feel nuts...
October 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Gah! You morons really think you can shatter my self confidence with such cheap moves?
I ain't some dunderhead to be fooled by your stupid and fruitless tries at making me feel nuts...
I ain't some dunderhead to be fooled by your stupid and fruitless tries at making me feel nuts...
Negative.
I've never had any of those stupid skateboards or bicycles, 'tis some poor folks source of joy
I've never had any of those stupid skateboards or bicycles, 'tis some poor folks source of joy
October 30, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Negative.
I've never had any of those stupid skateboards or bicycles, 'tis some poor folks source of joy
I've never had any of those stupid skateboards or bicycles, 'tis some poor folks source of joy
Oh yeah? Happens, but just have a look at this small pile of corpses of your relatives I have here!
October 29, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Oh yeah? Happens, but just have a look at this small pile of corpses of your relatives I have here!
I guess... That's the most serious question I ever received...
Well... *gulp* there always was only one real answer... I hate to tell you that... Huh... You always have to take the bacon... That is how this world works... You can't take anything but bacon...
Well... *gulp* there always was only one real answer... I hate to tell you that... Huh... You always have to take the bacon... That is how this world works... You can't take anything but bacon...
October 29, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I guess... That's the most serious question I ever received...
Well... *gulp* there always was only one real answer... I hate to tell you that... Huh... You always have to take the bacon... That is how this world works... You can't take anything but bacon...
Well... *gulp* there always was only one real answer... I hate to tell you that... Huh... You always have to take the bacon... That is how this world works... You can't take anything but bacon...
Heh, and I HATE you too!
October 29, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Heh, and I HATE you too!
No! It's the answer for both of the messages!
I do not pay taxes, my sister pays them for me.
And ants are gonna be here no more really soon...
I do not pay taxes, my sister pays them for me.
And ants are gonna be here no more really soon...
October 29, 2024 at 9:03 PM
No! It's the answer for both of the messages!
I do not pay taxes, my sister pays them for me.
And ants are gonna be here no more really soon...
I do not pay taxes, my sister pays them for me.
And ants are gonna be here no more really soon...
NO! THERE ARE NO WHALES ANYWHERE NEAR MY MANOR! YOU ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!
October 29, 2024 at 9:02 PM
NO! THERE ARE NO WHALES ANYWHERE NEAR MY MANOR! YOU ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!
Ghh... It's you again...
Shameless someone who likes to make fun of me and my lonely heart!
I definetely am not affected by thy speeches! I... I am not!!!
Shameless someone who likes to make fun of me and my lonely heart!
I definetely am not affected by thy speeches! I... I am not!!!
October 29, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Ghh... It's you again...
Shameless someone who likes to make fun of me and my lonely heart!
I definetely am not affected by thy speeches! I... I am not!!!
Shameless someone who likes to make fun of me and my lonely heart!
I definetely am not affected by thy speeches! I... I am not!!!
GO TO HELL!!!!!
October 29, 2024 at 3:29 PM
GO TO HELL!!!!!
The fuck is your FOG?!
First there were whales threatening me, I currently fight with ants, can this bloody nature just LEAVE ME ALONE!?
First there were whales threatening me, I currently fight with ants, can this bloody nature just LEAVE ME ALONE!?
October 29, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The fuck is your FOG?!
First there were whales threatening me, I currently fight with ants, can this bloody nature just LEAVE ME ALONE!?
First there were whales threatening me, I currently fight with ants, can this bloody nature just LEAVE ME ALONE!?
No, you won't, I'll fight off as many ants as needed!
You will suffer before your inevitable perishing!
You will suffer before your inevitable perishing!
October 29, 2024 at 3:28 PM
No, you won't, I'll fight off as many ants as needed!
You will suffer before your inevitable perishing!
You will suffer before your inevitable perishing!
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...Got jumped cause of my red hair. Knew this would happen. Oh well. Their fault for thinking they stood a chance.
October 28, 2024 at 3:15 PM
...Got jumped cause of my red hair. Knew this would happen. Oh well. Their fault for thinking they stood a chance.
Exterminators are coming real soon, I'll get rid of you, motherfuckers!
October 28, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Exterminators are coming real soon, I'll get rid of you, motherfuckers!
Nelly is a bitch who only spreads nasty rumors about me behind my back!
And Heathcliff.... This rascal, this useless parasite... Do not bring up him EVER AGAIN! I don't even what to think about this shity son of the bitch! I truly hope he rots somewhere unburied!
And Heathcliff.... This rascal, this useless parasite... Do not bring up him EVER AGAIN! I don't even what to think about this shity son of the bitch! I truly hope he rots somewhere unburied!
October 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Nelly is a bitch who only spreads nasty rumors about me behind my back!
And Heathcliff.... This rascal, this useless parasite... Do not bring up him EVER AGAIN! I don't even what to think about this shity son of the bitch! I truly hope he rots somewhere unburied!
And Heathcliff.... This rascal, this useless parasite... Do not bring up him EVER AGAIN! I don't even what to think about this shity son of the bitch! I truly hope he rots somewhere unburied!
1) No, whales are too ugly to eat them
2) VERY funny of you to ask a T corp dweller about their favourite colour! But I'll tell you it's red! I think it looks dandy
2) VERY funny of you to ask a T corp dweller about their favourite colour! But I'll tell you it's red! I think it looks dandy
October 28, 2024 at 4:15 PM
1) No, whales are too ugly to eat them
2) VERY funny of you to ask a T corp dweller about their favourite colour! But I'll tell you it's red! I think it looks dandy
2) VERY funny of you to ask a T corp dweller about their favourite colour! But I'll tell you it's red! I think it looks dandy