Damn, didn’t think I could look this good. Guess I owe this artist a drink or two.

Devil hunting sucks. Rookies don’t listen, devils get weirder every day, and I’m one bad fight away from calling it quits. Saw a devil with ten legs and no head today—who designs these things?

Why is it always the rookies who think they’re invincible? Newsflash: devils don’t care about your confidence, and neither do I when I’m the one saving your ass. Maybe listen to the veteran next time before you lose a limb. Just a thought.

Whoever invented alcohol deserves a medal… or maybe a punch. Can’t remember if I’m celebrating or crying, but cheers to surviving another day. 🍷

"A devil exploded right in front of me. Blood and guts everywhere. Pretty standard Wednesday."

Saw a devil hunter retire today. Can’t decide if I’m jealous or pity them.