Very disappointed I can’t buy all the cute people at the Farmers Market, false advertising and entrapment…

All of these glass bottles collecting around my apartment are really just future candles and bongs. It’s called eclectic sweaty😤

I’m giving a presentation at my childhood synagogue in Chicagoland soon. They told me to find an intersection between Judaism and my wrestling research. I decided to just riff on the ways Vince McMahon’s story echoes that of the Biblical Jacob. I’m inordinately proud of the first and last slides

To clarify Gerald is my self care virtual animal…

Grinding away at this chill persona until I am become ~cool~ enough to buy loose cigarette from Gerald

Stealing all the expired nut milk I can find, adopt don’t shop. Alexa, what is a Mendelian cross?

Almost drowned in the whimsy, so I swam to her butt. Many more serious and thought provoking bars to come…