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Hilly Batcher
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Like from the video game. He/him.
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Feels like what a cool 11 year-old would call everything that isn't the Kids' Choice Awards
A Wikipedia page titled "AARP Movies for Grownups Awards". It's text is: The AARP Movies for Grownups Awards are awards given out to "champion films made by and for grownups."[1] Given annually by the AARP, they began in 2002 with the goal of encouraging Hollywood to make more movies by and about people over the age of 50.[2] The first awards were
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I mean
An XKCD comic titled "How to refer to the pointer thing on laptop keyboards" The picture is of the center of a keyboard, which has a red button in between the G, H, and B keys. There is a spectrum at the bottom, going left to right to represent a formal or informal conversational tone. From formal to informal, it goes: Trackpoint (TM) - Style Pointer Nub Nipple Mouse Clit Mouse https://xkcd.com/243/
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Forgot to pack my gym clothes
RFK Jr., barely managing to incline press about 105 pounds. He's wearing jeans, presumably because he did what I did today. He's also wearing a belt? Why on earth
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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This weasel is the least. He sucks. Real shitty weasel, just the worst
A Wikipedia page for Least Weasel: The least weasel (Mustela nivalis), little weasel, common weasel, or simply weasel is the smallest member of the genus Mustela, family Mustelidae and order Carnivora. It is native to Eurasia, North America and North Africa, and has been introduced to New Zealand, Malta, Crete, the Azores, and São Tomé. It is classified as least concern by the IUCN, due to its wide distribution and large population throughout the Northern Hemisphere.[1] Eighteen subspecies are recognised. There's a picture of the cute little guy at the bottom but don't let him know I think that
October 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Probably fine when I check something on StackOverflow, expecting a one sentence answer and instead it looks like this
A screenshot from StackOverflow that says: " The documentation notes that If the second argument is omitted, the super object returned is unbound. The use case for unbound super objects is extremely narrow and rare. See these articles by Michele Simionato for his discussion on super(): Things to Know About Python Super [1 of 3] Things to Know About Python Super [2 of 3] (this one specifically covers unbound super) Things to Know About Python Super [3 of 3] Also, he argues strongly for removing unbound super from Python 3 here. " Article is here if you're curious: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/26788214/
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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That's how this guy works I think
Miles "Tails" Prower, a cartoon fox with two tails. When they spin, he flies. But like, how does that work? Do they spin around a part of his body like a rotor? I think we've discovered the answer
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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The prophecy is true
A Tumblr post from mrsmelchiorgabor from April 23, 2013: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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This sub is so funny lol. Buddy you can get the same thing by googling "random number generator"
A reddit post on r/lottery: I built a Powerball prediction AI I'm currently doing grad school research in AI, and just for fun I built a Powerball prediction AI. It's completely free to use, no signup needed. I trained it on all past draw data with deep learning, and it generates numbers by spotting patterns and filtering out unlikely ones. search "deeptto powerball" on google
September 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I dunno if I've ever seen a snarkier "citation needed"
Remark: The intermediate value theorem can also be proved using the methods of non-standard analysis, which places "intuitive" arguments involving infinitesimals on a rigorous[clarification needed] footing.[5]
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Lol
“What is Jira?” Gibson said when I asked if they used the task-management application. “Is it a software?” Pellen said, adding that they’d briefly used Trello before their account was deactivated because they didn’t use it enough.
August 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Another comment on the above video, by @jaydenbutera1577: "What a menu". It has a reply, from our old friend @atasker7432: "If you ask me, best DVD menu ever!"
July 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The YouTube video for the DVD menu on the live action Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers. There is a comment on the video by @atasker7432: "Best DVD menu ever!" it has 22 likes and was posted 2 years ago (then edited)
July 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Oh, god. Nuclear weapon vs nuclear weapon
A Tumblr post from mostannoyingfandom-poll. It asks "which fandom is more annoying?" The options are Taylor Swift or Genshin Impact, with pictures accompanying both options. I haven't voted yet, I'm too scared
July 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Required?!?
An option I had to set while ordering beer at one of those bars where you order with your phone at airports. The section is for "Side shots (draft beer)" then says in red text "(Required)"
July 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Mooching off a different Netflix acct than I used to, and got a reminder that my viewing preferences are somewhat different than the general public
A screenshot of Netflix's "Top Picks For You" showing a sequel (I think) to How to Train Your Dragon, then Despicable Me 4 (there are 4 of these?), then Bee Movie (admittedly I have seen this one). The last two are listed as "Top 10"
June 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Me, miles away from my work computer: *making sausage on the stove and putting cream cheese on a bagel, whistling a jaunty tune*
Voice over my headphones on the work meeting I'm supposed to be paying attention to: Hey [myName], what do you think?
Me:
Sarah Paulson is looking at the camera. She's screaming I think, but it's not too convincing in this screenshot. In real life I fucking panicked and almost dropped my bagel ☹️
June 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Make-a-wish ass scenario
An anonymous ask on Tumblr (I think?) saying the following Anonymous asked: What if a white child with cancer only had 3 weeks left to live and their last wish to the make a wish foundation was to be able to say the N word just once. Are you telling me its not okay for a white person to say the N word in that instance? blackfairypresident answered: yeah
June 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A tweet from Nicolas_Dream, @afraidofwasps: "(Throwing up white foam) My foam !" From 11:27 PM on 11/24/2020 1.7k reposts, 59 quotes, 11k likes, 735 bookmarks
March 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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hell yeag
A gorgeous view of snow-covered mountains in the distance. The wind is blowing massive flurries of snow, creating an effect similar to clouds or foxfire. In the foreground are ropes to demarcate the end of the skiing area
January 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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An image from deathegenerator.com of the opening of the game Bad Dudes. There is a white man with blonde hair and sunglasses, wearing a green jacket. He is speaking over a green background, saying "A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately that means you can’t use TikTok for now. Also, the president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Please stay tuned!"
January 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Look at my opposition party dawg,
An image of Lucy from the comic Peanuts swiping a football away from Charlie Brown, who was mid-kick. Fooled again, he is falling and yelling "AAUGH". This was impossible to foresee as a conclusion
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Learning about tags on Tumblr
An image of a tag you can follow on Tumblr, #data. It has 2.5k members. There are Follow and New Post buttons that are pink. Most importantly, the background is a muscular man in a sexy bunny costume, bending over and showing a lot of ass. It's tasteful, imo
January 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Live the Chumba Life
A sponsored ad for something called "Chumba Casino." There is a white man in a suit looking at a tablet and smiling at the viewer, next to text that says "Live the Chumba Life."
January 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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A Fire Alarm with a pull activation. It looks very enticing. A gif of Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice walking and stretching his hand out in passion
December 20, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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Woah check out all the other sick names it has! Bombogenesis is the name of my next post-hardcore band
A screenshot of Wikipedia on "Explosive Cyclogenesis". It says: This article is about extratropical cyclones. For tropical cyclones, see Rapid intensification. Explosive cyclogenesis (also referred to as a weather bomb,[1][2][3] meteorological bomb,[4] explosive development,[1] bomb cyclone,[5][6] or bombogenesis[7][8][9]) is the rapid deepening of an extratropical cyclonic low-pressure area.
December 11, 2024 at 6:59 PM