Hills
@hills71.bsky.social
A 10 Ton Catastrophe on a 60 Pound Chain
Ere @bagpuss.bsky.social rate my tea from last night
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Ere @bagpuss.bsky.social rate my tea from last night
It’s good, but it’s no Caravaggio ‘The Entombment of Christ’
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s good, but it’s no Caravaggio ‘The Entombment of Christ’
AND I’ve just been given a fine for not paying for a prescription I paid cash for.
I am literally Unlucky Alf rn
I am literally Unlucky Alf rn
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
AND I’ve just been given a fine for not paying for a prescription I paid cash for.
I am literally Unlucky Alf rn
I am literally Unlucky Alf rn
This one’s doing my head in this morning
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This one’s doing my head in this morning
You should have tasted my peppercorn sauce tonight.
Madeira gravy, reduced, then cream, mustard, green peppercorns and a squeeze of lemon juice
FANTASTICO
Madeira gravy, reduced, then cream, mustard, green peppercorns and a squeeze of lemon juice
FANTASTICO
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You should have tasted my peppercorn sauce tonight.
Madeira gravy, reduced, then cream, mustard, green peppercorns and a squeeze of lemon juice
FANTASTICO
Madeira gravy, reduced, then cream, mustard, green peppercorns and a squeeze of lemon juice
FANTASTICO
Check it out, I'm the C-A-S an' the O-V-A, and the rest is F-L-Y
You see, I go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons, I'll tell ya why
You see, I'm six-foot-one, and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a T
You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali, and I dress so viciously
You see, I go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons, I'll tell ya why
You see, I'm six-foot-one, and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a T
You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali, and I dress so viciously
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Check it out, I'm the C-A-S an' the O-V-A, and the rest is F-L-Y
You see, I go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons, I'll tell ya why
You see, I'm six-foot-one, and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a T
You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali, and I dress so viciously
You see, I go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons, I'll tell ya why
You see, I'm six-foot-one, and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a T
You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali, and I dress so viciously
3rd one I had my finger there and decided to go a little further north.
Lofty’s had a shitter today on all the little quizzes
Lofty’s had a shitter today on all the little quizzes
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
3rd one I had my finger there and decided to go a little further north.
Lofty’s had a shitter today on all the little quizzes
Lofty’s had a shitter today on all the little quizzes
Chicken Gravy for the lads and ladies is go go go
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Chicken Gravy for the lads and ladies is go go go
Good evening @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social @gwladruns.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Good evening @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social @gwladruns.bsky.social
‘No mr lofty, you can’t have the sausage anymore, you’re meant to eat it, not shove it up you’re bum!’
You:
You:
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
‘No mr lofty, you can’t have the sausage anymore, you’re meant to eat it, not shove it up you’re bum!’
You:
You:
And the new album is out
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
And the new album is out
Looks like he’s shat his pants over this.
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Looks like he’s shat his pants over this.
With the impending, untimely demise of @yakhunt.net I shall be taking on the #cookingwithcasuals mantle from now on
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
With the impending, untimely demise of @yakhunt.net I shall be taking on the #cookingwithcasuals mantle from now on