I don’t know if love is how we win.

But love is definitely how we survive.

I hope with all my heart that Snoop Dogg was able to light the fattest blunt off of the Olympic torch.

Should have just watched Furiosa instead.

The world is not an algorithm.

Was Clapton on the plane with the baby, is that how this happened?

The Rangers owner looks like Bill Hader doing an impersonation of a major league sports owner.

Also, glad Jordan Montgomery got a ring. He deserves it.

With the World Series Championship of the Texas Rangers now complete, I am asking everyone to get behind another team that has not won a World Series yet: The Seattle Mariners.

If you laugh when a younger co-worker asking for a raise says they can barely pay for groceries, you fucking suck!

Really hope that I get to use a No. 1 pencil some day.

Desperately hope that Them Crying Birds returns to us one day.