Trampoline With Eyes
@hillingjourney.bsky.social
Ex-Texan (in recovery)
Secular homeschooling parent
Big fan of animals
Secular homeschooling parent
Big fan of animals
We had to put ours down right after my kid's birthday party. My kid still complains about the timing of that, but it really couldn't wait. I spent the whole 3 hour party trying not to cry.
May 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We had to put ours down right after my kid's birthday party. My kid still complains about the timing of that, but it really couldn't wait. I spent the whole 3 hour party trying not to cry.
This is interesting, because you'd think if they were going to confuse Waldo with a store, it would be Walmart or perhaps Walgreens, but that is me thinking with my boring adult brain. I simply cannot operate at a toddler's level of randomness.
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is interesting, because you'd think if they were going to confuse Waldo with a store, it would be Walmart or perhaps Walgreens, but that is me thinking with my boring adult brain. I simply cannot operate at a toddler's level of randomness.
The one useful thing I learned from working at a smoking quitline in my 20s is that it takes almost everyone multiple serious attempts to quit smoking. I had no idea, as a non-smoker myself, how hard it was! So just keep trying. It's a process.
April 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The one useful thing I learned from working at a smoking quitline in my 20s is that it takes almost everyone multiple serious attempts to quit smoking. I had no idea, as a non-smoker myself, how hard it was! So just keep trying. It's a process.
The office is called Superintendent but the person is called the Superintendnet. Obviously.
(I'm from Texas and would fully believe this school could not afford spell check.)
(I'm from Texas and would fully believe this school could not afford spell check.)
February 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The office is called Superintendent but the person is called the Superintendnet. Obviously.
(I'm from Texas and would fully believe this school could not afford spell check.)
(I'm from Texas and would fully believe this school could not afford spell check.)
Yes, that is how it is spelled in Texas.
February 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yes, that is how it is spelled in Texas.
Incredible win for Malört.
February 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Incredible win for Malört.
Yes, let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya with the Nazis. 🙄
February 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yes, let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya with the Nazis. 🙄
I also strongly recommend that, at least until Trump tries to invade it. I wish I had the option of moving there.
February 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I also strongly recommend that, at least until Trump tries to invade it. I wish I had the option of moving there.
Am I a bot if my picture is a bird? I don't like being a woman on the internet. It's very bad.
January 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Am I a bot if my picture is a bird? I don't like being a woman on the internet. It's very bad.
I forgot what a CPAP was at first and definitely read it as r/CPAC.
January 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I forgot what a CPAP was at first and definitely read it as r/CPAC.
Never mind, I googled it, and thanks, I still hate it.
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Never mind, I googled it, and thanks, I still hate it.
Why? I have a kid named Leon so I object to it on those grounds, but I also just don't understand why people think it's funny to call him that?
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Why? I have a kid named Leon so I object to it on those grounds, but I also just don't understand why people think it's funny to call him that?
Whew, that's a relief!
a man wearing glasses and a donut t-shirt says what could possibly go
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a donut t-shirt says what could possibly go
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Whew, that's a relief!
It's a Frigidaire, I've had it for 2 years, it works fine with cast iron, all my Le Creuset stuff, and also most of the cheap pots and pans I panic bought at IKEA after realizing a bunch of my old stuff was not induction-compatible.
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It's a Frigidaire, I've had it for 2 years, it works fine with cast iron, all my Le Creuset stuff, and also most of the cheap pots and pans I panic bought at IKEA after realizing a bunch of my old stuff was not induction-compatible.
This is literally all I ever want to talk about. I'm obsessed with mine.
January 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is literally all I ever want to talk about. I'm obsessed with mine.
It's always January 6th somewhere.
January 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's always January 6th somewhere.
Legitimately helpful.
December 30, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Legitimately helpful.
What if the DNC chair was just an especially large crystal?
December 26, 2024 at 9:15 PM
What if the DNC chair was just an especially large crystal?
Raisins killed my family, Ira. (Well, hospitalized my dog, close enough.)
December 6, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Raisins killed my family, Ira. (Well, hospitalized my dog, close enough.)