Hillary DePiano
@hillarydepiano.bsky.social
(she/her) Author, playwright, fairy tale hipster, fan of too many things. (HillaryDePiano.com)
Also writes as T. W. Seller (TheWhineSeller.com)
Still getting myself set up on here, stay tuned!
Also writes as T. W. Seller (TheWhineSeller.com)
Still getting myself set up on here, stay tuned!
The Love of Three Oranges (CHS Drama Production) (Local Event: The Love of Three Oranges (CHS Drama Production)) buff.ly/a5gymlF
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Love of Three Oranges (CHS Drama Production) (Local Event: The Love of Three Oranges (CHS Drama Production)) buff.ly/a5gymlF
Going grey but also kinda rockin' it #newprofilepic
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Going grey but also kinda rockin' it #newprofilepic
this this just made me laugh
September 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
this this just made me laugh
I was trying to figure out if there was some agreed upon term for those longer one acts that are basically full lengths but without an intermission that are in vouge right now and came across this amusing comment that about summed it up
September 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I was trying to figure out if there was some agreed upon term for those longer one acts that are basically full lengths but without an intermission that are in vouge right now and came across this amusing comment that about summed it up
this was all I could think of when I read this
June 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
this was all I could think of when I read this
I have my mom's calendar displayed on mine for obvious tracking elder parent reasons but it's an experience as my mom uses her calendar in many bewildering ways, such as the 22nd when she has blocked off an entire day as "Look for grass"
April 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have my mom's calendar displayed on mine for obvious tracking elder parent reasons but it's an experience as my mom uses her calendar in many bewildering ways, such as the 22nd when she has blocked off an entire day as "Look for grass"
this is an article about people taking jokes too literally / not understanding they are jokes and directly under it on my feed was an excellent example of this
April 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this is an article about people taking jokes too literally / not understanding they are jokes and directly under it on my feed was an excellent example of this
The Servant of 1! 2! 3! Masters (ah ah ah 🌩️) buff.ly/I1f7o46
Truffleato came to Venice hungry for a life of leisure and cookies. Instead he found a master that’s supposed to be dead, a bakery deal about to crumble and a man seeking his lost fiance. #newplay #theatre #comedy #plays #parody #muppets
Truffleato came to Venice hungry for a life of leisure and cookies. Instead he found a master that’s supposed to be dead, a bakery deal about to crumble and a man seeking his lost fiance. #newplay #theatre #comedy #plays #parody #muppets
April 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Jane Austen is enjoying the hereafter just fine until her agent, Henry, insists she’s got to update her six classic novels to suit current tastes. (10 minute play)
The Complete Novels of Jane Austen: Now New and Improved! buff.ly/Wy1FL4Y #theatre #10minuteplay #comedy #janeausten
The Complete Novels of Jane Austen: Now New and Improved! buff.ly/Wy1FL4Y #theatre #10minuteplay #comedy #janeausten
April 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Jane Austen is enjoying the hereafter just fine until her agent, Henry, insists she’s got to update her six classic novels to suit current tastes. (10 minute play)
The Complete Novels of Jane Austen: Now New and Improved! buff.ly/Wy1FL4Y #theatre #10minuteplay #comedy #janeausten
The Complete Novels of Jane Austen: Now New and Improved! buff.ly/Wy1FL4Y #theatre #10minuteplay #comedy #janeausten
Arm Candy, a funny feminist fairy tale play with a steampunk twist!
Part gender-flipped Frankenstein, part madcap romantic comedy and all around fun!
Alchemy and elbow grease replace wishes and magic in this modern retelling of the Italian fairy tale buff.ly/i7gaRwS #newplay #theatre #plays
Part gender-flipped Frankenstein, part madcap romantic comedy and all around fun!
Alchemy and elbow grease replace wishes and magic in this modern retelling of the Italian fairy tale buff.ly/i7gaRwS #newplay #theatre #plays
March 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Arm Candy, a funny feminist fairy tale play with a steampunk twist!
Part gender-flipped Frankenstein, part madcap romantic comedy and all around fun!
Alchemy and elbow grease replace wishes and magic in this modern retelling of the Italian fairy tale buff.ly/i7gaRwS #newplay #theatre #plays
Part gender-flipped Frankenstein, part madcap romantic comedy and all around fun!
Alchemy and elbow grease replace wishes and magic in this modern retelling of the Italian fairy tale buff.ly/i7gaRwS #newplay #theatre #plays
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Storm? Not the little pig with the emergency plan!
The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Storm buff.ly/CMAF1Q3 #tya #newplay #plays #theatre
10-15 min
7-16+ roles of any gender
Suitable for elementary school and older.
The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Storm buff.ly/CMAF1Q3 #tya #newplay #plays #theatre
10-15 min
7-16+ roles of any gender
Suitable for elementary school and older.
March 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Storm? Not the little pig with the emergency plan!
The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Storm buff.ly/CMAF1Q3 #tya #newplay #plays #theatre
10-15 min
7-16+ roles of any gender
Suitable for elementary school and older.
The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Storm buff.ly/CMAF1Q3 #tya #newplay #plays #theatre
10-15 min
7-16+ roles of any gender
Suitable for elementary school and older.
The Monthologues by Hillary DePiano (premiering this upcoming May!)
A funny, touching monologue play about all the ways who we are intersects with when we are. (Cast Size: 16 monologues of varying length that can be played by performers of any gender) buff.ly/eKTIhHD #newplay #plays #theatre
A funny, touching monologue play about all the ways who we are intersects with when we are. (Cast Size: 16 monologues of varying length that can be played by performers of any gender) buff.ly/eKTIhHD #newplay #plays #theatre
March 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The Monthologues by Hillary DePiano (premiering this upcoming May!)
A funny, touching monologue play about all the ways who we are intersects with when we are. (Cast Size: 16 monologues of varying length that can be played by performers of any gender) buff.ly/eKTIhHD #newplay #plays #theatre
A funny, touching monologue play about all the ways who we are intersects with when we are. (Cast Size: 16 monologues of varying length that can be played by performers of any gender) buff.ly/eKTIhHD #newplay #plays #theatre
The Raven / Lenore
A man is mourning his lost love when he visited by the ghostly specter of a raven. But the raven is not what it seems and some ghosts don’t want to be forgotten. (10 minute play)
buff.ly/mx0BDbV #newplay #theatre #plays #10minuteplay
A man is mourning his lost love when he visited by the ghostly specter of a raven. But the raven is not what it seems and some ghosts don’t want to be forgotten. (10 minute play)
buff.ly/mx0BDbV #newplay #theatre #plays #10minuteplay
March 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The Raven / Lenore
A man is mourning his lost love when he visited by the ghostly specter of a raven. But the raven is not what it seems and some ghosts don’t want to be forgotten. (10 minute play)
buff.ly/mx0BDbV #newplay #theatre #plays #10minuteplay
A man is mourning his lost love when he visited by the ghostly specter of a raven. But the raven is not what it seems and some ghosts don’t want to be forgotten. (10 minute play)
buff.ly/mx0BDbV #newplay #theatre #plays #10minuteplay
Vardiello may not be smart or nice, but his poor old mother still loves him. Even if she still has to treat him like a hopeless child when he’s a grown man. But when Vardiello’s selfishness costs them everything, will it be enough to push them both over the edge?
(10 minute play
) buff.ly/1I1C4ol
(10 minute play
) buff.ly/1I1C4ol
March 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Vardiello may not be smart or nice, but his poor old mother still loves him. Even if she still has to treat him like a hopeless child when he’s a grown man. But when Vardiello’s selfishness costs them everything, will it be enough to push them both over the edge?
(10 minute play
) buff.ly/1I1C4ol
(10 minute play
) buff.ly/1I1C4ol
I've been redoing the project pages for all my books and plays so I thought I might as well share them as I finish them
Here's Nana’s Happy Happy Good News Only Birthday Video Chat (my livestreaming play that I wrote during lockdown) buff.ly/zNgZWAU
Here's Nana’s Happy Happy Good News Only Birthday Video Chat (my livestreaming play that I wrote during lockdown) buff.ly/zNgZWAU
March 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I've been redoing the project pages for all my books and plays so I thought I might as well share them as I finish them
Here's Nana’s Happy Happy Good News Only Birthday Video Chat (my livestreaming play that I wrote during lockdown) buff.ly/zNgZWAU
Here's Nana’s Happy Happy Good News Only Birthday Video Chat (my livestreaming play that I wrote during lockdown) buff.ly/zNgZWAU
today's #parenting mood is best summed up by Moana, disassociating so hard she doesn't realize she's drinking a bottle of hot sauce
March 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
today's #parenting mood is best summed up by Moana, disassociating so hard she doesn't realize she's drinking a bottle of hot sauce
Last July, when #4thewords introduced their new free plan, my youngest started playing along with the rest of us and we made her a Xin cake to celebrate her first monster victory! #cake #cakedecorating #baking
February 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Last July, when #4thewords introduced their new free plan, my youngest started playing along with the rest of us and we made her a Xin cake to celebrate her first monster victory! #cake #cakedecorating #baking
Want me to write you a custom monologue specifically tailored to your prompt or performer? Help me get the word out about my two new plays for your chance to win! www.hillarydepiano.com/2025/01/two-... #theatre #highschooltheatre #drama #theater #contest #giveaway #plays #playwright #playscript
January 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Want me to write you a custom monologue specifically tailored to your prompt or performer? Help me get the word out about my two new plays for your chance to win! www.hillarydepiano.com/2025/01/two-... #theatre #highschooltheatre #drama #theater #contest #giveaway #plays #playwright #playscript
i keep thinking this tab says "People with Friends" and feeling called out
October 17, 2024 at 4:00 PM
i keep thinking this tab says "People with Friends" and feeling called out
There are only 9 days left to leave a public comment about AI copyright legislation so please take a moment to do so while you still have the chance! (I shared my comment if you need a starting point) www.hillarydepiano.com/2023/10/us-g...
October 10, 2023 at 3:57 PM
There are only 9 days left to leave a public comment about AI copyright legislation so please take a moment to do so while you still have the chance! (I shared my comment if you need a starting point) www.hillarydepiano.com/2023/10/us-g...