Hilarie Ashton
@hilarieashton.bsky.social
Academia, abolition, boxing, cats, mutual aid
I just sang her special song and she trundled into the room and tucked herself into my arms
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I just sang her special song and she trundled into the room and tucked herself into my arms
last meme saved is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
last meme saved is your moral philosophy
Writing about Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview and we do not talk enough about how hot he is
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Writing about Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview and we do not talk enough about how hot he is
Right out of the Colin Farrell Lovely Dad playbook
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Right out of the Colin Farrell Lovely Dad playbook
Mamdani makes friends with bodega cats
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mamdani makes friends with bodega cats
When I took Señora here in as a foster, I would cry every time I told her that I'd get her a wonderful family. Took longer than it should've for me to realize that that was probably a sign I should keep her, and I did and she's the furry light of my life!
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When I took Señora here in as a foster, I would cry every time I told her that I'd get her a wonderful family. Took longer than it should've for me to realize that that was probably a sign I should keep her, and I did and she's the furry light of my life!
Señora is fast asleep with her face in my hand
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Señora is fast asleep with her face in my hand
Why does this shit happen? I don't have Lynda Carter blocked, so I can see her post when I go to her page, but I can't see it when I look at this choad's reply.
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Why does this shit happen? I don't have Lynda Carter blocked, so I can see her post when I go to her page, but I can't see it when I look at this choad's reply.
Señora, a feminist scholar, reads Marjorie Garber while I, also a feminist scholar, read a pulpy thriller
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Señora, a feminist scholar, reads Marjorie Garber while I, also a feminist scholar, read a pulpy thriller
All the time, except I say, look how perfect she is
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
All the time, except I say, look how perfect she is
I accidentally trained my cat to come running and tuck herself into my arms when I sing her special song. Her name is Señora and her song is Maria from West Side Story with her name swapped in.
October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I accidentally trained my cat to come running and tuck herself into my arms when I sing her special song. Her name is Señora and her song is Maria from West Side Story with her name swapped in.
OH today is National Cat Day?? Have I got a cat for you. (To look at, not to take home.)
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
OH today is National Cat Day?? Have I got a cat for you. (To look at, not to take home.)
Snuggle buddies
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Snuggle buddies
we used to have proper movies
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
we used to have proper movies
CNN: on the heels of Zohran Mamdani LYING about his AUNT, we have learned that Señora Ashton's beloved Uncle Daniel is NOT her actual uncle
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
CNN: on the heels of Zohran Mamdani LYING about his AUNT, we have learned that Señora Ashton's beloved Uncle Daniel is NOT her actual uncle
"Genuine" is not how I'd describe someone who lied about not knowing his tattoo was nazi iconography!
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
"Genuine" is not how I'd describe someone who lied about not knowing his tattoo was nazi iconography!
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Or Kurt Cobain. Gender norms, schmender norms!
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Or Kurt Cobain. Gender norms, schmender norms!
I hear you; here is a nice thing to look at
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I hear you; here is a nice thing to look at
It's Uncle Daniel time in our house (Señora is cuddling her pillow, and I am taking notes on Phantom Thread)
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's Uncle Daniel time in our house (Señora is cuddling her pillow, and I am taking notes on Phantom Thread)
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like)
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like)