Me + favorite Pokémon* (plural) 🐶🐢
August 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Me + favorite Pokémon* (plural) 🐶🐢
This sweet, amazing man bought me the most glorious haul of sushi after day drinking. 🙏🏻
August 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This sweet, amazing man bought me the most glorious haul of sushi after day drinking. 🙏🏻
Intravenous wasn’t an option.
August 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Intravenous wasn’t an option.
Princess Donut for president.
August 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Princess Donut for president.
Almost have my tickets for the hottest club of 2025.
August 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Almost have my tickets for the hottest club of 2025.
Show me someone who can do no wrong. I’ll go first.
August 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Show me someone who can do no wrong. I’ll go first.
The best thing to come out of cleaning today, this forgotten sticker.
July 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The best thing to come out of cleaning today, this forgotten sticker.
Did I crash out looking for my spare car key and tear the house apart? Yup.
But now I have 4 sets of AirPods.
But now I have 4 sets of AirPods.
July 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Did I crash out looking for my spare car key and tear the house apart? Yup.
But now I have 4 sets of AirPods.
But now I have 4 sets of AirPods.
An hour to burn before mt haircut? Don’t mind if I do.
July 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
An hour to burn before mt haircut? Don’t mind if I do.
Just taking my little walk on my little lunch break getting my little steps and doing my little Spanish lessons. 🚶🏻♂️
July 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just taking my little walk on my little lunch break getting my little steps and doing my little Spanish lessons. 🚶🏻♂️
Got my big chonk in the Little Chonk™️ and on the trail today. 🐶🥾
July 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Got my big chonk in the Little Chonk™️ and on the trail today. 🐶🥾
Low-proof easy weeknight sipper 🥃
July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Low-proof easy weeknight sipper 🥃
Boil for the 4th ✌️
July 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Boil for the 4th ✌️
Got some camping in last week
June 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Got some camping in last week