"slammer jail cell bars"

Arch is named such to reflect the poor sitting posture of it's users

Switching to Linux from Windows 11 is like switching to breathing through your nose instead of breathing through a bendy straw

I gotta get my cube out of storage and recap it before it rots itself to death :(

so true

As we speak there are waves lapping on a beach of a planet billions of lightyears away

And potentially little green dudes shitposting on their version of Bluesky

gnomes keep blowing melatonin dust on your belongings