Joel Watson
@hijinksensue.bsky.social
Writer, Musician, 3D printer | Creative Producer for Game Dev | Former Cartoonist, Podcaster & Voice Actor | He/Him | Opinions = mine alone
https://linktr.ee/hijinksensue
https://linktr.ee/hijinksensue
What kinda music do I like?
*taps dumpster
*taps dumpster
October 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What kinda music do I like?
*taps dumpster
*taps dumpster
My kid gave me a wonderful early Father’s Day gift today: Knowledge that the concept of High School has forever left my life and will never return.
So proud of you, Kiddo. ❤️
So proud of you, Kiddo. ❤️
May 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My kid gave me a wonderful early Father’s Day gift today: Knowledge that the concept of High School has forever left my life and will never return.
So proud of you, Kiddo. ❤️
So proud of you, Kiddo. ❤️
Tomorrow I’m wishing all billionaires a very stock market crash.
April 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tomorrow I’m wishing all billionaires a very stock market crash.
I love you, we love you and we are so excited to be a part of your journey. You are unstoppable.
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I love you, we love you and we are so excited to be a part of your journey. You are unstoppable.
If you want them to feel VERY SPECIAL feel free to send them a few bucks with the Venmo or Cashapp links in the comments. College starts in the fall!
March 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you want them to feel VERY SPECIAL feel free to send them a few bucks with the Venmo or Cashapp links in the comments. College starts in the fall!
🎉🎂 It’s my kid’s 18th birthday! If you’ve paid attention to their growth over the last couple of decades and want to make them feel special, please reply with a message of congrats or encouragement.
March 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🎉🎂 It’s my kid’s 18th birthday! If you’ve paid attention to their growth over the last couple of decades and want to make them feel special, please reply with a message of congrats or encouragement.
Hey look, Dad! I finally did a sport! Stay dead, you miserable junky prick. 🏀⚾️⚽️🏉🥊⛳️
March 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hey look, Dad! I finally did a sport! Stay dead, you miserable junky prick. 🏀⚾️⚽️🏉🥊⛳️
Pump up the volume.
February 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Pump up the volume.
Re: last repost, if you follow me and support anything I’ve ever made, please follow @scienceandfiction.shop. My wife makes gender affirming and queer positive pins and accessories. The money goes to our kid’s college fund. Cheers!
February 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Re: last repost, if you follow me and support anything I’ve ever made, please follow @scienceandfiction.shop. My wife makes gender affirming and queer positive pins and accessories. The money goes to our kid’s college fund. Cheers!
Shoveling snow or auditioning for a live action Ghost In The Shell remake? You decide.
February 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Shoveling snow or auditioning for a live action Ghost In The Shell remake? You decide.
MSNBC and F0X News viewers putting aside their differences to fight the real enemy.
Yes, I know this is high fantasy. An elf can dream, right.
Yes, I know this is high fantasy. An elf can dream, right.
February 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
MSNBC and F0X News viewers putting aside their differences to fight the real enemy.
Yes, I know this is high fantasy. An elf can dream, right.
Yes, I know this is high fantasy. An elf can dream, right.
Here are some of the policy changes Meta implemented today across all platforms. I guess the website that started as an automatic misogyny machine was a bad thing after all.
January 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Here are some of the policy changes Meta implemented today across all platforms. I guess the website that started as an automatic misogyny machine was a bad thing after all.
If it’s going there to run for office, I like its chances.
January 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If it’s going there to run for office, I like its chances.
Texting my family that it’s time to watch Wicked.
January 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Texting my family that it’s time to watch Wicked.
Watching that episode of DS9 where Starfleet doesn’t know what to do with a bunch of autistic bisexuals, then the autistic bisexual doctor realizes that the other autistic bisexuals brains can be exploited in a way that both pleases them AND furthers the state’s military goals. That’s a win, right?
December 11, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Watching that episode of DS9 where Starfleet doesn’t know what to do with a bunch of autistic bisexuals, then the autistic bisexual doctor realizes that the other autistic bisexuals brains can be exploited in a way that both pleases them AND furthers the state’s military goals. That’s a win, right?
Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus. 🎅🏻✨
November 28, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus. 🎅🏻✨
AND it’s not all just cats here. Take for instance this majestic bag of wet donuts.
November 27, 2024 at 10:24 PM
AND it’s not all just cats here. Take for instance this majestic bag of wet donuts.
It’s not all self promo here! Feast your eyes on this miniature professional biscuit chef. On your mark… get set… BYAAAKE!
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
It’s not all self promo here! Feast your eyes on this miniature professional biscuit chef. On your mark… get set… BYAAAKE!
Listen, I’m not a great drummer. I’m not even a pretty good drummer, but I think I’ve got all the other qualities they’re looking for in spades. So how important do you think the drumming part really is?
November 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Listen, I’m not a great drummer. I’m not even a pretty good drummer, but I think I’ve got all the other qualities they’re looking for in spades. So how important do you think the drumming part really is?
Last headline like this we’ll see for a while.
November 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Last headline like this we’ll see for a while.
Feline in repose. Wife for scale.
November 12, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Feline in repose. Wife for scale.
It’s not even Thanksgiving yet and Target already has the XXXmas decorations out.
November 11, 2024 at 5:08 AM
It’s not even Thanksgiving yet and Target already has the XXXmas decorations out.
I didn’t know Thiessen was a stage name.
November 10, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I didn’t know Thiessen was a stage name.
If you want to check out the first episode of the new podcast we made at Gearbox, Echoes from the Borderlands, audio is wherever you get podcasts and video is on YT.
September 2, 2023 at 4:48 AM
If you want to check out the first episode of the new podcast we made at Gearbox, Echoes from the Borderlands, audio is wherever you get podcasts and video is on YT.