i’m writhing on the ground

falling asleep gandalf style

One body, two such different souls 🍃🍃🍃
#svsss #shenjiu #shenyuan

pain. metamorphosis. change. desire. tghose little fucking cocktail umbrellas. and most of all. the wicked color green.

jason jason jason jason jason jason jason jason jason

Bingmei don’t cry 😢… tho you look so cute like that 👀💦 #svsss

Two men are languishing in a cell in a Soviet gulag. One turns to the other. "How long are you in for?" "10 years." "What did you do?" "Nothing." "You lie! You only get 5 years for doing nothing!"

my faggot ass

a lot of people dont like coffee they just like corn syrup starbucks flavorings

Being kind of gay is awesome because i have designs on jason all the time and that’s normal? like that’s okay. My face is too thin for this i can feel it getting hot just thinking about the fact i really do have designs on him. Wow.Wow. What a fella …….

[sexting] which armour set are you wearing right now?

medieval times accurate animals

is it a faux pas to tell him you think he’s the bees knees? should we all just blow each other up

He asked me if i like my coworkers… (very big wet shiny cartoon eyes hand clutched on heart sunset in background ETC)

@marzah.bsky.social i think you would really really really like scum villains self saving system