@hiimyael.bsky.social
Last night me did today me a favor and made a pot pie for dinner. When last night's children cleaned up the kitchen, they left it on the counter. So, tonight's children get whatever I can throw together for dinner.
I ordered branzino for Hubbs and myself. Nyah Nyah.
I ordered branzino for Hubbs and myself. Nyah Nyah.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Last night me did today me a favor and made a pot pie for dinner. When last night's children cleaned up the kitchen, they left it on the counter. So, tonight's children get whatever I can throw together for dinner.
I ordered branzino for Hubbs and myself. Nyah Nyah.
I ordered branzino for Hubbs and myself. Nyah Nyah.
People who call women "Barbie," as an insult don't understand Barbie at all.
Or it's the patriarchy's fault.
Or it's the patriarchy's fault.
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
People who call women "Barbie," as an insult don't understand Barbie at all.
Or it's the patriarchy's fault.
Or it's the patriarchy's fault.
@alicefraser.bsky.social "defang her venomous cooch," is the phrase I didn't know I needed to hear.
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
@alicefraser.bsky.social "defang her venomous cooch," is the phrase I didn't know I needed to hear.
Cold increases my viscosity. Don't expect much from me today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Cold increases my viscosity. Don't expect much from me today.
Nothing warms a mother's heart more than hearing her child say, "It *may* be legal in Florida."
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Nothing warms a mother's heart more than hearing her child say, "It *may* be legal in Florida."
Taking my husband to Home Depot is like taking my daughter to Ulta.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Taking my husband to Home Depot is like taking my daughter to Ulta.
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to gentle parent when this most loved and wanted creation of Yours is NOT gentle daughtering.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to gentle parent when this most loved and wanted creation of Yours is NOT gentle daughtering.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm in my single-pan dinner era.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm in my single-pan dinner era.
Do Volkswagen Beetle drivers consider the violence wrought in the name of their vehicles when choosing to buy their cars?
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Do Volkswagen Beetle drivers consider the violence wrought in the name of their vehicles when choosing to buy their cars?
How was Capoeira this morning? Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.
YAY for me taking care of my body but OMFG OW.
YAY for me taking care of my body but OMFG OW.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How was Capoeira this morning? Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.
YAY for me taking care of my body but OMFG OW.
YAY for me taking care of my body but OMFG OW.
I love homeschooling.
It gives me opportunities to say things like, "No you may not set off a model rocket in a crowded playground."
It gives me opportunities to say things like, "No you may not set off a model rocket in a crowded playground."
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I love homeschooling.
It gives me opportunities to say things like, "No you may not set off a model rocket in a crowded playground."
It gives me opportunities to say things like, "No you may not set off a model rocket in a crowded playground."
Do I desperately need more adults to help run Cub Scouts? Yes. Am I going to start a Scouting unit for girls totally on my own anyway? Also yes.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Do I desperately need more adults to help run Cub Scouts? Yes. Am I going to start a Scouting unit for girls totally on my own anyway? Also yes.
Thank you @alicefraser.bsky.social and @realmsunknown.bsky.social for yet another reading suggestion. The #Murderbot series continues your perfect score of book recommendations. Not a single DNF so far.
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Thank you @alicefraser.bsky.social and @realmsunknown.bsky.social for yet another reading suggestion. The #Murderbot series continues your perfect score of book recommendations. Not a single DNF so far.
I just finished the fan fiction episode of @realmsunknown.bsky.social and thought of a couple of Star Trek fan fictions - The Orville, which is what happens when nerds have money and influence and (honestly, @alicefraser.bsky.social how could you have missed this?!) Sea Quest.
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just finished the fan fiction episode of @realmsunknown.bsky.social and thought of a couple of Star Trek fan fictions - The Orville, which is what happens when nerds have money and influence and (honestly, @alicefraser.bsky.social how could you have missed this?!) Sea Quest.
Someone said to me earlier, "I guess you're not afraid of dogs?"
Ma'am, I, myself have an 80lb, 4-legged toddler who is terrified of everything from thunder to laundry baskets. I have to protect the dog from everything he's afraid of.
Ma'am, I, myself have an 80lb, 4-legged toddler who is terrified of everything from thunder to laundry baskets. I have to protect the dog from everything he's afraid of.
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Someone said to me earlier, "I guess you're not afraid of dogs?"
Ma'am, I, myself have an 80lb, 4-legged toddler who is terrified of everything from thunder to laundry baskets. I have to protect the dog from everything he's afraid of.
Ma'am, I, myself have an 80lb, 4-legged toddler who is terrified of everything from thunder to laundry baskets. I have to protect the dog from everything he's afraid of.
I made myself a consolation breakfast for getting no sleep last night and having to deal with all the stuff behind said breakfast.
Basically, I had a lot on my plate, so I took it all off and replaced it with something tasty.
Basically, I had a lot on my plate, so I took it all off and replaced it with something tasty.
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I made myself a consolation breakfast for getting no sleep last night and having to deal with all the stuff behind said breakfast.
Basically, I had a lot on my plate, so I took it all off and replaced it with something tasty.
Basically, I had a lot on my plate, so I took it all off and replaced it with something tasty.
Speaking being old - the pure glee of having fresh refills in all the Wallflowers in the house.
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Speaking being old - the pure glee of having fresh refills in all the Wallflowers in the house.
I don't care what year it is, I still write in cursive, carry a handkerchief and prefer paper invitations.
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I don't care what year it is, I still write in cursive, carry a handkerchief and prefer paper invitations.
Why do my fingers itch?
A) Fatigue
B) Fibromyalgia
C) Perimenopause
D) My Mutant X gene is activating
A) Fatigue
B) Fibromyalgia
C) Perimenopause
D) My Mutant X gene is activating
September 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Why do my fingers itch?
A) Fatigue
B) Fibromyalgia
C) Perimenopause
D) My Mutant X gene is activating
A) Fatigue
B) Fibromyalgia
C) Perimenopause
D) My Mutant X gene is activating
Being in the #Capoeira community for a few years has made me pretty good at recognizing a Brazilian accent. But, I don't know any functional Portuguese, so a conversation with me would be like, "Happy birthday, butterfly! Half moon scissors? Front back leather hat. Jawbone with hands!"
July 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Being in the #Capoeira community for a few years has made me pretty good at recognizing a Brazilian accent. But, I don't know any functional Portuguese, so a conversation with me would be like, "Happy birthday, butterfly! Half moon scissors? Front back leather hat. Jawbone with hands!"
I know nature sounds are supposed to be soothing, but my my backyard has become Amphibian Tinder and it's not exactly lulling me off to dreamland.
July 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I know nature sounds are supposed to be soothing, but my my backyard has become Amphibian Tinder and it's not exactly lulling me off to dreamland.
"So, Odo, there's plenty of room in the king sized bed, the twin bed or there's a whole dog bed just for you."
Odo - "I am physically incapable of falling asleep unless you or Tatty have to change position to accommodate me."
Odo - "I am physically incapable of falling asleep unless you or Tatty have to change position to accommodate me."
July 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"So, Odo, there's plenty of room in the king sized bed, the twin bed or there's a whole dog bed just for you."
Odo - "I am physically incapable of falling asleep unless you or Tatty have to change position to accommodate me."
Odo - "I am physically incapable of falling asleep unless you or Tatty have to change position to accommodate me."
Adderall is amazing. I start off on the couch, trying to find the softest part of a blanket, thinking up new search parameters for ThredUp and then half an hour later I'm whipping up a protein coffee and making a to-do list.
June 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Adderall is amazing. I start off on the couch, trying to find the softest part of a blanket, thinking up new search parameters for ThredUp and then half an hour later I'm whipping up a protein coffee and making a to-do list.
Trying extricate myself from the magic princess cave. Wish me luck.
June 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Trying extricate myself from the magic princess cave. Wish me luck.