Wyatt, Not Earp
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Wyatt, Not Earp
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Listen, I just like to read and play games and laugh, but someone spilled the milk and now it everyone’s problem
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Spot the difference: Iraq vs. Venezuela
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
A friend goes in long text rants about the only solution is violent war.

I always go over into my notes, write up my response, that his anger is heard but war has greater cost then just A vs B

When I’m done I remember that he isn’t going to hear me and think I’m just attacking b/c I’m not agreeing
January 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A candle burns bright;
Snuffed out beginning dark times;
Mist will rise at dawn.

Not a poet, don’t study poetry, for some reason just thought of haiku on my way home from work today. So if this is derivative or someone claims to have wrote this before I’m sorry.
January 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’m fairly certain the next 2 weeks are about to be a wild ride in the world and I don’t want to be on it. How do I get off? Is there like a toll or something?
January 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Not to put on my a tinfoil app but the ban wasn’t on Lemon8 nor was it ever mentioned…🤨

#sus #conspiracy
January 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Millennials and Gen X, do some of ya get off targeting Gen Z like boomers targeted y’all?

Gen Z didn’t cause your hardships, but you had the chance to fix Gen Zs. So yeah, you deserve to hear us complain about it. Maybe take a look in the generational mirror before victim-blaming again.
January 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Hey gamers,

We’ve enacted change just by storming review sites and dropping their scores so low they listened.

Where’s the mentality with Meta & X right now. Drop their scores like Helldivers after the Sony update. X, Insta, Threads, Facebook, drop their review scores.

#tiktok #gamers #reviewbomb
January 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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OK, now I've joined Threads, Bluesky, Mastodon, Mammoth, Swarm, Toilet Bowl, Void, Eldritch Cucumber, Flibbertigibbet, Tally-ho, Razzmatazz, the Other Void, Giant Brain, Giant Brian, Egg, the Lost City of Atlantis, the Found City of Atlantis, Cookie Jar, Dimension Number 8364883, Eldritch Pickle...
January 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey @detroitredwingsnhl.bsky.social

If you were going to lose today, the least you could’ve done is kept the sharks from scoring 6 smh

#nhl
January 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
*Somewhere in Mar-a-Lago*

Trump - “They can’t complain about grocery prices if they’re conscripted in a war”

*The everyone laughs but Trump, they looks at him not laughing*

Random Staffer - *nervously* “That’s a joke…right”

Trump - *Pulls out plans to take over Canada, Greenland, & Mexico*
January 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
As someone that works in tech support, there are days that convince me that tech literacy has nothing to do with age…then there are days I have to explain to a boomer that just because they can’t see the app does not mean it’s still running
January 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m starting to think YA Authors make chapters 3-10 pages long just so kids can use books in reading challenges to say that they read 50 Chapters but really they only read 100 pages.
January 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Maybe it’s time to not point fingers at who ‘not deserving’ and maybe it’s time to re-evaluate ‘strength of schedule’ as a metric

We can’t keep grading legacy conferences as ‘better’ simply because they’re the SEC, B10, etc.
Conference bowl records thru Thursday (ranked by win pct.)

AAC 6-1
MAC 4-2
Big Ten 8-5
SEC 8-6
Sun Belt 3-3
Big 12 4-5
CUSA 1-3
MW 1-4
ACC 2-10
Pac-12 0-1

(Notre Dame 2-0, UConn 1-0)
January 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM