Paul Drano
hiimsam.bsky.social
Paul Drano
@hiimsam.bsky.social
You’re wassailing? A tender and mild infant died for our sins and you’re wassailing??
December 23, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Grinch narrative arc unrealistic IMO. His contrition would not be a shield against my anger.
December 14, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Reposted by Paul Drano
peter capaldi jafar: get in that cave you waste of fuckin oxygen
jason statham aladdin: you go in the fuckin cave
peter capaldi jafar: ah i can't son. only one who can come out of that cave alive is someone who hasn't fucked your mum so i've had quite a fuckin search
November 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Literally no one is more responsible for this entire fucking mess than Robby Mook* and it is insane he is being asked his opinion on anything more complex than whether it is day or night.

*maybe Comey, sure, but he wasn’t being paid to get Hillary elected.
lmao come the fuck on
July 26, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I don’t know what JK Rowling is so upset about, I’ve been to England and there are at least three -ssexes and people move between them all the time.
June 1, 2024 at 11:42 PM
President 45? More like President 34…ahahaha..FELONIES!

(rereading carefully)

Some of my best work.
May 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Everyone’s all “trench warfare is just a cuddly puddly with the absolute lads” until they have to dig a tree hole in their garden.
April 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Say what you want about Joey Chestnut but he got that dawg in him.
April 19, 2024 at 2:50 PM
It’s called Merleing, and more and more
members of Generation Alpha are turning 21 in prison, doing life without parole.
March 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
*extreme Tracy Chapman voice*
You’ve got a pork store
I’ve got an office for therapy…
March 11, 2024 at 6:42 PM